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things you've learned the hard way

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3 months ago

for me - that peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool are two totally different things.
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3 months ago

That the SOAP network still doesn't have 90210 in HD.
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Tuesday nights are "men who like men" nights at the porn shop in Dodge
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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HawkiBrad55 said...
Tuesday nights are "men who like men" nights at the porn shop in Dodge

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PartsUnknown said...
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Walk inand it looks like a bunch of fat guys ready for bacon, then walk directly out lesson learned
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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3 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

That flammable liquids emit gas that are also very flammable

This post was edited by fuisu on 2/28/2013 at 6:55 PM
15 National Championships and one Urban Meyer heart attack, Roll Tide. 23 NC's in wrestling and one badass Herky, Go Hawks.
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Don't light a fart while wearing sweat pants inside out
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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3 months ago

How to study. I'm still working on that one though.
"I was brought in here to change the culture. I'm going to coach with passion" - Fran McCaffery.
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Sometimes on the wouldja threads, they may have been dudes at one point or maybe they still are dudes.
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3 months ago

The hardest ones usually involved stitches.
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3 months ago

getting married is not worth the aggravation

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2 months ago

I learned at a very young age to not play quarters with slow gin. I did this in my youth and when I came home and threw up, it looked like I was puking blood. My father, who was a reformed drinker himself, woke up from the noise and took one look at me and said, "slow gin eh...". That was over 30 years ago and I haven't drank slow gin since.
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2 months ago

Beer on Whiskey, awefully risky.
Don't pee on an electric fence.
Don't fight someone tougher than you.
Don't feed your 9 month old Doritos.
Never, ever, get married.
Pot can make you eat 17 pork chops in an afternoon.
College Algebra sucks big time.
Do not shoot skunks at close range.
Don.t fall ten feet and land on your head, no matter how hard the damn thing is.
Never, ever, drink a fifth of Gin in 20 minutes.
Hash can, indeed, make you see and feel strange things.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again and then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Don't back down from a punk.
These are a few.
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2 months ago

When I was 14 I learned quickly not to try to pour gasoline into a styrofoam cup. It disapears.
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Froggydegremlin said...
Beer on Whiskey, awefully risky. Don't pee on an electric fence. Don't fight someone tougher than you. Don't feed your 9 month old Doritos. Never, ever, get married. Pot can make you eat 17 pork chops in an afternoon. College Algebra sucks big time. Do not shoot skunks at close range. Don.t fall ten feet and land on your head, no matter how hard the damn thing is. Never, ever, drink a fifth of Gin in 20 minutes. Hash can, indeed, make you see and feel strange things. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again and then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. Don't back down from a punk.
These are a few.

Froggy is extra special. Who eats pork chops when they get high?
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Froggy is extra special. Who eats pork chops when they get high?

Good question? But like you say, Froggy is extra special. That one made me laugh too.
By the way I saw on the Northern Ag report today, that today is National Pig Day. Thought I'd throw that one out there for consumption.
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