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  • On hrot there was a thread about this and thought maybe we could discuss this on VOTH. For 26 I've been to the strip club many times. I never tell my wife I go as I think she would get pissed. I've been to Teaser's in Sioux City (brutal), Sarie's, Playhouse, 20s in Omaha....Playhouse is the best, and the girls at 20s arent bad. Lumberyard and The Beach in DSM. Lumberyard is great and the beach is usually brutal. And then of course my recent trip to Austin probably had the hottest women. I also have been to one close to NYC but I cant remember the name. I've spent my fair share of money on private dances. Overall, I would say I go 6x a year to some sort of rip club. Sorry for no pics-im at work.

    How about you guys?

    clopeck777

  • i don't understand the whole "Wife getting pissed" thing. i had one friend who was a strip club going mf'er and as soon as he got married he never stepped foot in one (not even for a close friends bachelor party outing). but then again, this is a chick who went absolutely apecensored when she found porn on his computer. (as my wife would say "what guy doesn't have porn on his computer") this chick is a subject for a completely different thread, and if i have time, and can recall some of the more memorable stories in detail enough--i do still have messages she sent to me after going completely nuts on a mutual friends facebook page because the sight of my name just enraged her.

    but anyway, i haven't been to a strip club in a long time since i have been..and i don't remember many names. There is Dancers (amazingly i have not been to any of the totally nude establishments around the area), then there was a place in coralville, and that totally nude place just outside of the quad cities. Crazy Horse in chicago...another strip club somewhere in chicago. Some strip club in Wisconsin Rapids--we were up visiting a friend in lacrosse, and somehow we ended up here. although, it was the first day of hunting season, so they imported talent for the weekend.

    Golddiggers in Manitowoc Wisconsin -- most liberal touching policies I have seen at a strip club. a small place, there is just a rail to stand at around the stage and the performer would go around the room after her routine and do her dollar thing.

    Been to Shooters a few times when I lived in Eau Claire, Wi.

    There was/is some place outside of dubuque. not sure what the name of it is, but it was always referred to us as "the cornfield" because it was in the middle of nowhere.

    i am sure there is a couple more I am not recalling.

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    hawkirob

  • strip clubs can be dirty and more chicks than not are brutal, that said, i love going and getting a private or 2.

    clopeck777

  • hawkirob said...
    but then again, this is a chick who went absolutely apecensored when she found porn on his computer. (as my wife would say "what guy doesn't have porn on his computer")

    I actually know a couple that got divorced over porn. I guess he was spending most of the day watching and wasn't able to go to work regularly. They both are remarried and it seems he married a girl that isn't as cute but she is more sexual so he doesn't get sucked into being a porn zombie maybe he will go back to it when he gets bored of her.

    To OP

    I think its weird you don't tell your wife you go. That would be what would make me mad.

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    mistyhawk

  • To OP

    I think its weird you don't tell your wife you go. That would be what would make me mad.

    trust me its not worth the fight

    clopeck777

  • Never been to a strip club

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  • clopeck777 said...

    trust me its not worth the fight

    I kinda think if your wife doesn't like it then you shouldn't do it. But, I'm sure you're not the only one that does something your wife doesn't like and there are a lot worse things you could do.

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    mistyhawk

  • clopeck777 said...

    trust me its not worth the fight

    You sound like this guy

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  • mistyhawk said...

    I actually know a couple that got divorced over porn. I guess he was spending most of the day watching and wasn't able to go to work regularly. They both are remarried and it seems he married a girl that isn't as cute but she is more sexual so he doesn't get sucked into being a porn zombie maybe he will go back to it when he gets bored of her.

    To OP

    I think its weird you don't tell your wife you go. That would be what would make me mad.

    well, this guy was a doting boyfriend (at the time, they were dating)

    but, this guy did love his porn. he had a big video/magazine collection, bought an extra hard drive for his computer and went to strip clubs a lot. don't think he had many serious girlfriends up to that point, so he was all into her. he actually purged a lot of his porn, and i think she just stumbled across a folder or something that remained on his computer.

    the crazy is strong through the chick though, and it wouldn't surprise me if she was snooping through his computer. I deleted the guy from my facebook list because i think she was on his profile. I sent him a message like "hey man, hows it going, long time no talk" and not even 5 seconds and he was logged out, so I am convinced she was creeping with his profile.

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  • CBHawks said...

    You sound like this guy

    lol

    This post was edited by clopeck777 on 4/4/2012 at 11:38 AM

    clopeck777

  • mistyhawk said...

    I kinda think if your wife doesn't like it then you shouldn't do it. But, I'm sure you're not the only one that does something your wife doesn't like and there are a lot worse things you could do.

    thats probably true. I just dont wanna give this up until we have a kid. After that I pry wont go unless its a bachelor party

    clopeck777

  • I don't really see why people save porn. I never watch the same one twice.

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    mistyhawk

  • mistyhawk said...

    I don't really see why people save porn. I never watch the same one twice.

    I know exactly what you mean. I always have to look for something new..

    clopeck777

  • mistyhawk said...

    I don't really see why people save porn. I never watch the same one twice.

    i think this was just around the time that high speed internet was getting more popular, and the whole sharing sites like Limewire were starting to pop up. you don't really need to save it now when you have sites like pr0nhub, youpr0n, redtube etc

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  • clopeck777 said...

    I know exactly what you mean. I always have to look for something new..

    you don't even have some handy favorites that you go to when you may not have time to search for something new?

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    hawkirob

  • Best strip clubs are in the quad cities! Miami has some good looking talent with most of it being exotic no white chicks but drinks are expensive unless your in the hood which I don't recommend unless you happen to have 3 big buddies that grew up in that hood like I do. Vegas is nice but again you get nowhere on 50 dollars.

    Quad Cities has a ton and besides daisy dukes you can get by on a whole night and have some fun for 50 bucks. Plus most the bars are fully nude with a BYOB....

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  • I went to the Lumberyard when I was 18 and we were in DM for the state bball tourney. That's the only time, though. I don't see the point of spending a load of cash for a women to tease you and NOT sleep with you. If a buddy's bachelor party wanted to go to one, I'd probably go. I have a feeling my wife would either be mad or tell me to go, but secretly be mad/disappointed.

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    JWolf0074

  • JWolf0074 said...

    I went to the Lumberyard when I was 18 and we were in DM for the state bball tourney. That's the only time, though. I don't see the point of spending a load of cash for a women to tease you and NOT sleep with you. If a buddy's bachelor party wanted to go to one, I'd probably go. I have a feeling my wife would either be mad or tell me to go, but secretly be mad/disappointed.

    Your wife has nice tater's.

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  • mistyhawk said...

    I don't really see why people save porn. I never watch the same one twice.

    agreed, it's weird

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  • PerkAslut said...

    Your wife has nice tater's.

    Thanks, I enjoy them

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  • JWolf0074 said...

    Thanks, I enjoy them

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  • pic of wolf's wife's jugs?

    clopeck777

  • hawkirob said...

    you don't even have some handy favorites that you go to when you may not have time to search for something new?

    dont really keep favorite's on my laptop just cuz i dont want my wife to use my laptop sometime and see them. She pry wouldnt get that mad but i think it would be kind of weird

    clopeck777

  • I'm 32 and have been to more than my fair share. I don't normally go out of my way to go to them. Used to be if we were out and there were a few that wanted to go I'd go. I've only been a couple of time since I started seeing my wife. She doesn't mind as long as I keep my hands to myself. I just don't really have the desire to go.

    We'll hit CR once matbe twice a year on the way back from Iowa games, and that's about it for me anymore.

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  • BTW, thread is incomplete without this:

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    Pacman Jones on going to the "scrip" club

    Roger said he ain't want Pacman going to the scrip club.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/3HMA5YD0jsk

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