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4 months ago

PerkAslut said...
12 or 13 years.

Seriously? I mean I know women are a pain in the ass and all, but a good looking guy like you I figured has had a few serious g/f's. And more recently than over a decade ago. Wow, I'm just surprised, that is all.
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4 months ago

Buck Russell said...
Had a bath tub to my right, did that once and used the bath tub....no mess, except in the toilet and the bath tub

I may have done that once.....on my wedding night.
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4 months ago

jshawks said...
Seriously? I mean I know women are a pain in the ass and all, but a good looking guy like you I figured has had a few serious g/f's. And more recently than over a decade ago. Wow, I'm just surprised, that is all.

There have been a couple semi-serious ones since then, I guess. When I say semi-serious I mean I wouldn't cheat on them, but I also knew it wouldn't turn into a marriage thing.
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JWolf0074 said...
I may have done that once.....on my wedding night.
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JWolf0074 said...
I may have done that once.....on my wedding night.

Shit happens
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4 months ago

Buck Russell said...
Shit happens

Forrest Gump made a man a lot of money for that saying.
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PerkAslut said...
Forrest Gump made a man a lot of money for that saying.

It does?
Sometimes
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Buck Russell said...
It does?
Sometimes

You gotta give the man credit. He did some remarkable things.
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PerkAslut said...
You gotta give the man credit. He did some remarkable things.

It really is a great movie for history classes, it covers so much
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4 months ago

No I did not
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Buck Russell said...
It really is a great movie for history classes, it covers so much

Do you ever put it on and then bring out a broom and try to sweep the black kids out of the room?
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PerkAslut said...
Do you ever put it on and then bring out a broom and try to sweep the black kids out of the room?

Nope
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Buck Russell said...
Nope

Haha. I giggled at myself on that one. But do you really use that movie for historical perspective? Serious question.
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PerkAslut said...
Haha. I giggled at myself on that one. But do you really use that movie for historical perspective? Serious question.

If there is a time that I need a filler definitely. There really is a lot to pull from that movie, a lot.
On another note, I showed a class the mini-series The Sixties, that's a good one if you haven't seen it
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Buck Russell said...
If there is a time that I need a filler definitely. There really is a lot to pull from that movie, a lot.
On another note, I showed a class the mini-series The Sixties, that's a good one if you haven't seen it

Yeah, I could definitely see that.
I've never seen The Sixties.
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TIL Perk's gf puked on her dick... Welp, not my proudest boner.
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PerkAslut said...
I bet he banged her. Think he banged her? What a prick. He banged her.

Catholic girls are the best.

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