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raises hand. in my defense, there was cocaine involved.

I've never crapped or urinated in my bed.....ever. Except might have peed a little when I was younger.

I can't even count the number of times I've pissed the bed.

I've puked in bed. Never crapped in one.

if crapping the bed is cool, consider me Miles Davis

actually, that was the only time i have lost control of my sphincter muscles in the middle of the night....

on a side note, the last time i got super drunk (last spring, i was visiting some friends up in Wisconsin....i really could've passed out for the night around 7 o clock, but we ventured out. I woke up the next morning with the legs of my pants ripped out, my legs bloodied, one sock off and the sock that was on was soaking wet. Turns out, in the middle of the night i got up to go to the bathroom, and another person who crashed at my friends place said he woke up to hear the sounds of water running....but it wasn't water running, but me peeing in my friends stairwell. that explained why my socks were soaked.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10308

You have prolly seen this, but in keeping with the topic...

Post Script - I never crapped the bed. Sorry... wrong thread.

I had a girlfriend do that in front of me once. Things were never really the same after that.

She actually went to the same high school as Wiser, too. Must be something in the water...

When was the last time you had a steady?

I bet he banged her. Think he banged her? What a prick. He banged her.