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Oh hai. My name is Barny. I am from north flat nebrisket. I am migrating here from some other place that is filled only with harleyriders.
I like haikus
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13 months ago

Heres a haiku:
My vagina hurts.
The weeping willow cries poo.
Why dont you love me?
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I work nights
I miss many things
Like sleeping
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I need sleep
I'm going to bed
More later
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13 months ago

GoingLightBarny said...
I am migrating here from some other place that is filled only with harleyriders...

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I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Barny?!
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Don't be hate
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13 months ago

Hi, welcome
What is a haiku
I don't know
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Cleverness
Hatred of the weak
Porcupines
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I'm a college student,
I hate tourists,
I've never actually had to deal with tourists
Good?
Sine Missione -- Never be a spectator for unfairness or stupidity, argue for arguments sake; the grave will give plenty of time for silence.
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derHawkeye said...
I'm a college student, I hate tourists, I've never actually had to deal with tourists
Good?

For Haiku? Not even close, but it's ok, syllables are hard.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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Also, I see alot of 3-5-3 structure. True Haiku is 5-7-5.
/everything I know about poetry.
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Also, I see alot of 3-5-3 structure. True Haiku is 5-7-5.
/everything I know about poetry.
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13 months ago

Sup
Love It or Leave It--Ricky Stanzi
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Sup

nice edit
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