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not really a fight, but a couple months ago this little dude hit me on the chin. Kind of a long story, but I just started laughing at him an he ran away. His friends were making fun of him pretty good. I can tell teh whole story, but its a long one...

Alright, well, I was hanging out at my favorite east side of Des Moines bar (which is where Im from, dont hate). We were pretty drunk and I was playing some pool (I was on a pool league, dont hate). This little white dude comes in with 3 black dudes (NTTAWWT, but on the east side, you dont see that). You could tell the little guy was already drunk, but he got another one anyway. He then proceeds to stand right next to the pool table. Im talking 6 inches from it while his friends go sit at a table. I had to shoot and said "excuse me, man". He looked at me like I was a jerk. As i leaned down to shoot he said "youre gonna f&cking miss it. youre gonna miss you f*ck". I made it and looked at him. I didnt want to do anything because he was litterally 5'7", 150. Im not big, but im rolling 5'10" 200.

I went to shoot again and I missed and he said "you f*cking choked you f&ggot". I had enough. I went up to him and said, "hey pee wee why dont you get the f*ck out of here or put your money where your mouth is." He then punched me on the chin. He hit like a little girl. He then looked at me with this scared look at his face as he slowly backed up. I said "really, you just hit me?" and started laughing and I said "you better pack a bigger lunch than that". His friends all started laughing at him and they all got up and shook their heads and left.

As it turns out, this dude has a history of starting fights and his friends have to finish them. Since I laughed at him, they just left. It seriously felt like someone barely touched me... good times.

last fight was probably with a brother. Last fight with someone not family was in 5th grade I think. Wasn't much of a fight. I grabbed his nose between my fingers (the "got your nose" grip) and pulled him to the ground. I then put my foot on him and triumphantly shook my hands over my head.

This was a couple days after I beat him in another fight.

Well I started a drunk thread about this a few weeks ago but otherwise it's been a while since I had another fight, anyways here it goes. My roommate and I were drinking with some friends a few weeks ago and we were walking around the halls for some reason, I don't remember this part but my roommate says it started when I was joking around with him and accidentally spillt his drink on him so when we got back to the apartment (I do remember this now) he kneed me in the nuts. I wasn't actually going to do anything but I had one of our friends next to me asking me if I was just going to take that, are you going to be a pussy, etc. so I walked up to my roommate and gave him a straight right. The combination of my aim being off a little from being drunk and him moving at the last second made it a glancing blow for the most part, but he said underneath his left eye and around his left ear where I made contact swelled up and almost made it so he couldn't get his wisdom teeth taken out.