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  • swarm2kinnick said...

    Unsure what HROT is.

    (to be fair, I did see the shtick before, but didn't think they'd mind)

    I was just messing with ya

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  • Bluzmn59 said...

    I had a friend years ago who had a very sensible reason for dating chunkies. He said that skinny hot girls expected you to take them out and spend money on them. Fat girls would take you home, **** you and then feed you.

    As for OP - of course.

    I agree.

    Say you meet a fatty at the bar:
    -She will buy equal amount of drinks that you buy
    -She will drive you home.
    -She will have tons of food at her house.
    -She will aim to please you in the sack.

    Say you meet a dime at the bar:
    -You buy ALL drinks. Including some for her friends.
    -You drive or pay for a cab.
    -She will have bad drunk food, if any.
    -Theres a decent chance that due to her "skinnyness" she cant handle her booze and pass out. Or too good to put out.

    I'll stick with my heavy gals. With that said if the girl in the picture even looked my way I would bite off my finger just to impress her.

    KFSuperStar

  • KFSuperStar said...

    I agree.

    Say you meet a fatty at the bar: -She will buy equal amount of drinks that you buy -She will drive you home. -She will have tons of food at her house. -She will aim to please you in the sack.

    Say you meet a dime at the bar: -You buy ALL drinks. Including some for her friends. -You drive or pay for a cab. -She will have bad drunk food, if any. -Theres a decent chance that due to her "skinnyness" she cant handle her booze and pass out. Or too good to put out.

    I'll stick with my heavy gals. With that said if the girl in the picture even looked my way I would bite off my finger just to impress her.

    Id rather spend more and bat .250 than bat .999 with fatties.

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