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Have relations with your SO during her menses, or fap to a good pron?
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Have relations with your SO during her menses, or fap to a good pron?

Pron. I never want to mess with the menses.
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Ride the red river not drink from it.
Doesn't bother me but it doesn't feel the same.
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I think my husband secretly loves that time because he just gets to get a bj with no pay backs. We have a stupid game on the 3 rd day that I give him surprise head 3 different times that day. I usually think its fun but sometimes I'm grumpy and would rather not make time for it. I know that makes me sound like a jerk.
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mistyhawk said...
I think my husband secretly loves that time because he just gets to get a bj with no pay backs. We have a stupid game on the 3 rd day that I give him surprise head 3 different times that day. I usually think its fun but sometimes I'm grumpy and would rather not make time for it. I know that makes me sound like a jerk.

I'm sorry, but I doubt 97% of males would call you a jerk for sometimes being grumpy and not wanting to find time in the day to give your husband head THREE times. The other 3% of males are ghey...
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mistyhawk said...
I think my husband secretly loves that time because he just gets to get a bj with no pay backs. We have a stupid game on the 3 rd day that I give him surprise head 3 different times that day. I usually think its fun but sometimes I'm grumpy and would rather not make time for it. I know that makes me sound like a jerk.

Dont even know what to say to this, except it cant be true. No way in hell any married guy is getting dome 3x a day at any point of their married life regardless of situation.
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clopeck777 said...
Dont even know what to say to this, except it cant be true. No way in hell any married guy is getting dome 3x a day at any point of their married life regardless of situation.

We know you're not.
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We know you're not.

I know thats what I said in my previous post
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I know thats what I said in my previous post

If he forgets I don't remind him but usually he remembers.
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13 months ago

I would just go get it from somewhere else.
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13 months ago

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We know you're not.

Pretty sure I wouldnt even let you touch me. Mist=white trash
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Pretty sure I wouldnt even let you touch me. Mist=white trash

Ok. I guess its good you think its white trash if your wife doesn't like to do it.
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I have no problem with spitting on the bloody buddy.
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13 months ago

Hi Mist

This post was edited by clopeck777 on 4/26/2012 at 1:04 PM
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I think my husband secretly loves that time because he just gets to get a bj with no pay backs. We have a stupid game on the 3 rd day that I give him surprise head 3 different times that day. I usually think its fun but sometimes I'm grumpy and would rather not make time for it. I know that makes me sound like a jerk.

I think you and my wife should hang out.
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clopeck777 said...
Hi Mist

Glad you found one of my better pictures.
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JWolf0074 said...
I think you and my wife should hang out.

JWolf I'm guessing your wife is still young. Don't worry around 29 you will be having a lot of fun.
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pic of Jwolf's wife?
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JWolf I'm guessing your wife is still young. Don't worry around 29 you will be having a lot of fun.

I am 29, don't believe her Jwolf

This post was edited by rhino3382 on 4/26/2012 at 2:17 PM
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I am 29, don't believe her Jwolf

Is your wife 29 yet?
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