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jshawks said...
You're a fisherman McLovin, so you might appreciate this. Years ago I closed down Carlos O'kellys. I had drank margs until I was puking drunk. I was to go fishing at Pleasant Creek with a buddy at 5am. Needless to say when that time rolled around I was still hammered. We pulled up to the boat ramp to set my jon boat in and we were waiting on an old couple putting their boat in for the first time. They were having trouble and commented to us how embarrassed they were because of it. After they set in and the old timer pulled out to go park his truck and trailer while his wife stayed in the boat at the dock. We set in, I was in the boat and my buddy backed it into the water. I was still so drunk that when we got into the water and he unhooked the bow, I started the engine and didn't realize it was in gear. Well, my boat shot off the trailer and I T-boned the poor old folks boat sitting at the dock. Of course drunk and in a panic I ran to the bow and pushed off of their boat. What I had failed to do was kill the motor and take it out of gear. So as I pushed off, the boat would repeatedly ram their boat.This happened about 3 times before I figured it out. All the while my buddy is laughing hysterically at me, and told the old folks, that they thought that they were the bad drivers. Fortunately nobody was hurt and nothing was damaged other than my pride, and the old couple were really good sports about it.
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mistyhawk said...
I can't see the pic and respond at the same time but at the angle they are standing the two middle chicks appeal to me the most... so I would rate the blonde she is third from my left hand as I type she is #1 and the brunette right by her is #2. I would give the hottest the 1, 2nd hottest a 2 and so on. like in the order of hotness... Hope I'm not scummy.
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