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What's something you can never say to your wife/gf?

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You're not really wearing that are you?
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9 months ago

Your sister is looking pretty hot, spose she'd be up for a threesome?

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9 months ago

damn bich you are getting fat
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Shut up you stupid c###

This post was edited by Hawkifish on 8/6/2012 at 10:32 AM
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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9 months ago

Your mouth is not meant for talking.
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jshawks said...
Your sister is looking pretty hot, spose she'd be up for a threesome?

I have said that, actually I have said basically everything on this page
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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jshawks said...
Your sister is looking pretty hot, spose she'd be up for a threesome?

My buddy tried to do this. His wife's sister is adopted, so he pulled out the "well, you're not related by blood" argument. Still didn't work.
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My buddy tried to do this. His wife's sister is adopted, so he pulled out the "well, you're not related by blood" argument. Still didn't work.

I just got punched as I normally do, I have tried with sister and multiple friends never works

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Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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9 months ago

what do you mean your knees are sore?
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with (b) eat (c) run away from (d) rocks
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Pete_Niemand said...
what do you mean your knees are sore?
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9 months ago

*Looks at 2nd closet that is also completely stuffed with clothes...
Perhaps you have too many clothes...
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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Shut up you stupid c###

I had the misfortune of being dumb enough (and drunk enough) to tell the g/f she was acting like a c##t while we were in Cancun. She locked me out of the room without a key, my passport, my belongings etc. I was more than a little worried for a while to be honest with you. After sleeping on the beach, I did a major mea culpa. I never sucked up so much in my life. Fortunately it worked and the rest of the vacation was fantastic.
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I'm still trying to figure out why c##t is such a bad word here. It's pretty commonplace in Britain.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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I'm still trying to figure out why c##t is such a bad word here. It's pretty commonplace in Britain.

I dunno, but I do know it's bad to say in Mexico.
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I'm still trying to figure out why c##t is such a bad word here. It's pretty commonplace in Britain.

By far my favorite thing to call a girl when I'm mad. I've got girls I dated 10 years ago that still bring up that I called them that. They get so upset. I giggle.
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PerkAslut said...
By far my favorite thing to call a girl when I'm mad. I've got girls I dated 10 years ago that still bring up that I called them that. They get so upset. I giggle.

LOL same here if I want to reaaaalllllllyyyyyyyy piss her off I say it
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hawkeyebrad55 said...
LOL same here if I want to reaaaalllllllyyyyyyyy piss her off I say it

Really? I don't think I've ever been called one or ever heard a man say it even. I've heard trashy girls say it about other trashy girls.
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Well I am a trashy girl then
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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hawkeyebrad55 said...
Well I am a trashy girl then

I thought so.
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Oh honey, you stay in bed and sleep. I'll let the dog out.........
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"Does this dress make me look fat?"
Heck yea, it do. Wait, let me speak your language, cows go Moooooooooooooo.
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"Does this coat make me look fat?" ......Nope your face does
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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It's not going to suck itself
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You should get tested
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9 months ago

I love it when a bunch of guys get together and make fun of women. It's my kind of humor.
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