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What we know about our mod Hawkifish

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This is creamers idea but he didn't post it, I thought it sounded fun. Lets say what we know about our mostly absent mod. He is 6 4, likes the hawks(or so he says) is an Ohioan and enjoys herbs
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he's a ginger. wait...nm.. that's mclovin
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He was born in Iowa, but won't tell us where. I know his first name, unless he lied to me about it.
I think he's a college student.
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He was born in Iowa, but won't tell us where. I know his first name, unless he lied to me about it.
I think he's a college student.

Jerk never told me his name, I don't get the secrecy, unless famous or a fugitive
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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He doesn't like seafood, but loves Skyline chili and craft beers. It seems like he knows his way around the kitchen and can stir up some delicious food.
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He dislikes both Todd's and 84% of the posters. That's a direct quote.
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He use to go on posting binges and rack up massive amounts of posts. He better start up again unless he wants Walls after him.
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PerkAslut said...
He dislikes both Todd's and 84% of the posters. That's a direct quote.

I heard this as well.
Recruiting Analyst for Voice of the Hawkeyes. Email: tworly@yahoo.com; Twitter: @ToddWorly247
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I know him, he is the one on the right, this is us in school last week
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Good thread. We know he lives at home with mom
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Go away ho
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He's a big supporter of Pop tabs for cancer. So much so that he routinely beats the hell out of a homeless guys with a baseball bat (as he's useless without a weapon), steals their sacks of cans, and leaves them for dead.
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He's a big supporter of Pop tabs for cancer. So much so that he routinely beats the hell out of a homeless guys with a baseball bat (as he's useless without a weapon), steals their sacks of cans, and leaves them for dead.

It's for a good cause
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It's for a good cause

I know man. The guy should win an award for charity and service to others. Real salt of the earth type.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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Wait, do we even know Fish is a guy? He/she has never specified. He/she is tall and has taken some creeper pics of girls, but that doesn't mean anything.
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Buck Russell said...
It's for a good cause

Exactly.
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Wait, do we even know Fish is a guy? He/she has never specified. He/she is tall and has taken some creeper pics of girls, but that doesn't mean anything.

Troof I have wondered the same, could just be a tall lesbian.
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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Fish is probably a former Iowa Basketball player. Who is 6'4" that played for Iowa and now lives in Ohio?
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Fish is probably a former Iowa Basketball player. Who is 6'4" that played for Iowa and now lives in Ohio?

Kutcher is about 6 4 isnt he? He could always just say he lives in Ohio
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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Troof I have wondered the same, could just be a tall lesbian.

And if he/she told me the truth about he/she first name, it's a gender-neutral name. Hmmmm.
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He enjoys ISU football and McDonald colors in general.
15 National Championships and one Urban Meyer heart attack, Roll Tide. 23 NC's in wrestling and one badass Herky, Go Hawks.
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he claims he doesn't actually like fish
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And if he/she told me the truth about he/she first name, it's a gender-neutral name. Hmmmm.
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