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What is your 'man bible' & when do you pull the 'man card'

  • What is your 'man bible'? What movie or book is something you live by. My 'man bible' would be fight club, I live by their philosophy on materialism.

    What is something you see other dudes do or say and you automatically pull their man card. Mine would be a if a dude that don't like the taste of beer.

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    15 National Championships and one Urban Meyer heart attack, Roll Tide. 23 NC's in wrestling and one badass Herky, Go Hawks.

    fuisu

  • When they have a problem with Ms. Soares booty.

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    Morrison71

  • John Wayne westerns. And I reserve the right to pull anyone's man card who doesn't like them. Paging Perk.

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    jshawks

  • jshawks said...

    John Wayne westerns. And I reserve the right to pull anyone's man card who doesn't like them. Paging Perk.

    If there was a movie list I would start with those, Die Hard, Godfather, Predator, Bruce Lee movies.

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  • Ron Swansen Pyramid of Greatness

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    The Tigerhawk

  • Roadhouse/Red Dawn. And if you say no to every wouldja but the one that is a dude you should have your man card pulled.

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    Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

    HawkiBrad55

  • HawkiBrad55 said...

    Roadhouse/Red Dawn. And if you say no to every wouldja but the one that is a dude you should have your man card pulled.

    So we can all safely say Wiser doesn't have a man card?

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  • Morrison71 said...

    So we can all safely say Wiser doesn't have a man card?

    whistling

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    Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

    HawkiBrad55

  • Top Gun. And Days of Thunder (which is just Top Gun for folks that are scared of heights).

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    WiserIowan

  • Morrison71 said...

    So we can all safely say Wiser doesn't have a man card?

    Sorry im not into fat/ugly chicks, brah.

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    WiserIowan

  • WiserIowan said...

    Sorry im not into fat/ugly chicks, brah.

    Do I need to post the pic again? And it doesnt matter if you are "IN" to them all you have to do is be "in" them for a short period of time eyes closed trying to get it over with as fast as you can

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    Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

    HawkiBrad55

  • HawkiBrad55 said...

    Do I need to post the pic again? And it doesnt matter if you are "IN" to them all you have to do is be "in" them for a short period of time eyes closed trying to get it over with as fast as you can

    I had a moment of weakness. I dont condone that behavior. She called last night for round 2 and I politely declined.

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  • PROVE WHAT?

    In this life time you don't gotta prove nothin to noone but yourself.

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    Rudy and Janitor

    Janitor convinces Rudy to keep at it.

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  • WiserIowan said...

    I had a moment of weakness. I dont condone that behavior. She called last night for round 2 and I politely declined.

    I don't care if you were weak, I had never been prouder of you.

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    Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

    HawkiBrad55

  • If you are a man and know it, you don't need a book, a movie, a phrase or a line of bull, you emit manliness. No words need to be spoken. It's not about macho or tough, which maybe you are, it's not about intelligent, or kind or understanding, which maybe you are. It's about you knowing who you are and having people you know like you for who you are.

    Got that? Then you might just be a man.

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    MtHawk

  • MtHawk said...

    If you are a man and know it, you don't need a book, a movie, a phrase or a line of bull, you emit manliness. No words need to be spoken. It's not about macho or tough, which maybe you are, it's not about intelligent, or kind or understanding, which maybe you are. It's about you knowing who you are and having people you know like you for who you are.

    Got that? Then you might just be a man.

    Somebody pull this preschool teachers everybody is beautiful bs man card away.

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    15 National Championships and one Urban Meyer heart attack, Roll Tide. 23 NC's in wrestling and one badass Herky, Go Hawks.

    fuisu

  • fuisu said...

    Somebody pull this preschool teachers everybody is beautiful bs man card away.

    Maybe I should just kick you axe the next time we run into each other bish. Works for me.

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    MtHawk

  • fuisu said...

    Somebody pull this preschool teachers everybody is beautiful bs man card away.

    Mt is not an everybody is beautiful type of guy bruh, I can vouch for that

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    Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

    HawkiBrad55

  • HawkiBrad55 said...

    Mt is not an everybody is beautiful type of guy bruh, I can vouch for that

    Troof.

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    MtHawk

  • MtHawk said...

    Maybe I should just kick you axe the next time we run into each other bish. Works for me.

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

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    15 National Championships and one Urban Meyer heart attack, Roll Tide. 23 NC's in wrestling and one badass Herky, Go Hawks.

    fuisu

  • fuisu said...

    What is your 'man bible'? What movie or book is something you live by. My 'man bible' would be fight club, I live by their philosophy on materialism.

    What is something you see other dudes do or say and you automatically pull their man card. Mine would be a if a dude that don't like the taste of beer.

    No surprise here, coming from an MMA fan.

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  • Anyways, my man bible is Braveheart. Mel Gibson is a saint.

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  • McLovin32 said...

    No surprise here, coming from an MMA fan.

    You do realize that Fight Club isn't about fighting. The whole premise of the movie is about materialism

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    15 National Championships and one Urban Meyer heart attack, Roll Tide. 23 NC's in wrestling and one badass Herky, Go Hawks.

    fuisu

  • fuisu said...

    You do realize that Fight Club isn't about fighting. The whole premise of the movie is about materialism

    Probably not would be my guess. I love how MMA fans get tagged as idiots or douches, Let us define MMA, one that masters many styles of martial arts and DISCIPLINE.

    Karate, For many practitioners, karate is a deeply philosophical practice. Karate-do teaches ethical principles and can have spiritual significance to its adherents. Gichin Funakoshi ("Father of Modern Karate") titled his autobiography Karate-Do: My Way of Life in recognition of the transforming nature of karate study. Today karate is practiced for self-perfection, for cultural reasons, for self-defense and as a sport.

    Wrestling, all about discipline and hard work,

    Judo, mainly consists of throws, take downs, chokes and some punching and kicking, mainly for self defense

    Jiu jitsu, mainly ground techniques and grappling (many variations of this are in the sport)

    Boxing possibly the only form of fighting in MMA that was developed as an actual fight to see who the tougher guy was.

    All in all MMA is developed to master all phases of the martial arts, and developed by people who do not believe in violence and use it as self defense. But even then they still had tournaments to see who was the best at it and it all involved mutual respect, not hatred for other people.

    So like I said and not sure why this is so hard to understand, people that fight at bars are mainly just using it as an excuse to fight, any true mma fan enjoys the sport out of respect of ability. Anyone here going to call Dan Gable a douche bag? Or thousands and thousands of other people that just love the competition and skill that it takes to be a master of all these styles of martial arts.

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    Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

    HawkiBrad55

  • fuisu said...

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

    Anytime for a good time.

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    MtHawk