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What do you do better than any other VOTHOT poster?

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13 months ago

Got this from Halo.
For me it's probably layin pipe.
My teacher told me that I was a piece of sh*t Seen her the other day, driving a piece of sh*t
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13 months ago

Racking up student loan debt
Slamming/shotgunning a beer fast
Spitting a loogie for distance.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I can't really think of anything besides obvious things. I probably could beat everyone at ms pacman the sit down arcade game because I played it way too much as a kid and who really plays that anymore?
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Posting on message boards
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13 months ago

Hawkifish said...
Posting on message boards
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13 months ago

Hawkifish said...
Posting on message boards

In quantity yes. Quality? TBD, but I'm gonna swing towards no because you hardly post pics of scantily clad women.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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JWolf0074 said...
In quantity yes. Quality? TBD, but I'm gonna swing towards no because you hardly post pics of scantily clad women.

So much hate. Or should I say jealousy?
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13 months ago

Hawkifish said...
So much hate. Or should I say jealousy?

Tits or GTFO.
I say that with love.

This post was edited by JWolf0074 on 4/24/2012 at 9:05 PM
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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13 months ago

I'm the best at being a first year college student.
"I was brought in here to change the culture. I'm going to coach with passion" - Fran McCaffery.
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JWolf0074 said...
Tits or GTFO.
I say that with love.

Okay.

man tits - Google Search

http://www.google.com/search?q=man+tits&tbm=isch&pbx=1&aq=f&oq=&aqi=-k0d0t0&fkt=2186&fsdt=39264&cqt=&rst=&htf=&his=&maction=&site=images&gl=us&source=mog&csll=&action=&ltoken=00bf921&biw=320&bih=533&sei=uGOXT8W6CsXl0QHHmsDYDg#p=0
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Hawkifish said...
Okay.

Haha I got this out of that so it was worth it. Thanks fish!
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13 months ago

Slamming/shotgunning a beer fast

Challenge Accepted
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13 months ago

Biggest Dallas Cowboy homer here.
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13 months ago

dkhawkeye7 said...
Challenge Accepted

In the words of Ivan Drago-you will lose.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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13 months ago

Shooting 3 pointers. I gaurantee nobody can knock down the 3 like this fella right here.
Love It or Leave It--Ricky Stanzi
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13 months ago

McLovin32 said...
Shooting 3 pointers. I gaurantee nobody can knock down the 3 like this fella right here.

Doubt that very much playboy
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13 months ago

I guess I would have to say.....sing. I doubt anyone else here has sung at both Disney World and Carnegie Hall.
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13 months ago

KajunGator said...
I guess I would have to say.....sing. I doubt anyone else here has sung at both Disney World and Carnegie Hall.

I did drunken karaoke at a bar once. That counts, right?
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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I did drunken karaoke at a bar once. That counts, right?

It works
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13 months ago

McLovin32 said...
Shooting 3 pointers. I gaurantee nobody can knock down the 3 like this fella right here.

Ok ok ok... some observations.
1. I like to reference myself as a slow(er) John Paxson. Pretty sure I would at least give you a run for you money. (McLovin)
2. I guarantee I am the best golfer on the board.
3. I enjoy singing country music. I got a standing ovation last Friday at a bar for my Joe Nichols "Brokenheartsville". (Kajun Coon Ass)
4. I got 2nd in a shot gun beer contest in college. (JWolf)
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WiserIowan said...
I enjoy singing country music. I got a standing ovation last Friday at a bar for my Joe Nichols "Brokenheartsville". (Kajun Coon Ass)

Coonass is one word bubba
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Too bad we can't have vothOT idol to find out who the best singer is.
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Ok ok ok... some observations.
4. I got 2nd in a shot gun beer contest in college. (JWolf)

So at least one other person in the room was better than you. You're number 2 alright.
Here's a pic of my groomsmen and me. I'm the guy in the middle with the beer can falling empty as everyone else is still drinking. And my bro and the red haired guy are no slouches. The beer on the ground is from the guy not in a tux opening his beer.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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CBHawks said...
Doubt that very much playboy

I don't know brah. My record is 36 in a row. I'm not usually a cocky dude, but I am a pretty damn good shooter.
Love It or Leave It--Ricky Stanzi
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13 months ago

Spitting a loogie for distance.

Disagree and I would gladly buy you a 6er of your choice if you can beat me.
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