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VOTHOT Brawl. Who do you want on your side?

  • McLovin I guess, knowing full well I would betray him at the most opportune moment and take all the booty for myself.

    This post was edited by The Tigerhawk on 3/12/2013 at 8:55 AM

    The Tigerhawk

  • I would pick Perk, but only because he picked me. He's kind of a girly man and I think he might scratch someone's eyes out. Then I'd pick Wolf, but only because he didn't want to be picked and I'm a non conformist. Anybody who loves John Wayne though can't be a complete pacifist and even though he might not fight, the noxious gasses eminating from a beer snobs body have got to be incapacitating to the enemy. Brad could be useful, because with all his pills he could get hit by a baseball bat and never feel it, and his ill temper would serve me well in battle.
    I don't think I would pick Buck, he would be too busy correcting people's grammar to fight, and Fish (while his moral support would be absolute) would be less than useless in a brawl. It takes a lot to motivate him to switch off the porn and leave his mother's basement.
    Misty might be an interesting choice. At the very least she could distract the enemy by flashing her boobs while we cheap shot them, and then kick them when they are down.
    I don't think I would pick Lovin. Not because I think he can't handle himself, but because we need him in the field getting more pictures of girls kissing girls. Maury could help out with his drama skills, but since he's never posted his pic in the pic thread I wouldn't know how to find him.
    Finally there is Bluz. I would pick Bluz because he would bring his friends Smith and Wesson and any fight would be over before it started. thumbsup

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    jshawks

  • i must not have told any Rage stories lately otherwise i may have gotten picked
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    hawkirob

  • Feels good being a first round pick... Although the idea of me being tiny is only true in some regards

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    #TeamHatfield

    dkhawkeye7

  • dkhawkeye7 said...

    Feels good being a first round pick... Although the idea of me being tiny is only true in some regards

    lolI knew I could draw you out biggrin

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    Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

    HawkiBrad55

  • I just want to let you know, for those that chose me, that I am an old guy with major shoulder issues. Therefore, I do not care about the weapons prohibition and I carry a gun everywhere I go. gun

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    Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

    Bluzmn59

  • Bluzmn59 said...

    I just want to let you know, for those that chose me, that I am an old guy with major shoulder issues. Therefore, I do not care about the weapons prohibition and I carry a gun everywhere I go. gun

    I factored in your shoulders and banked on you carrying in my decision. biggrin

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    Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

    HawkiBrad55

  • So we don't have a full team yet wtf

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    Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

    HawkiBrad55