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Trying to get this girl to dog sit for me

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2 months ago

through some service. Not bad. Might try to pet her. Dammit. Won't let me post the pic. Fail. Delete thread and ban me.

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by PerkAslut on 3/11/2013 at 5:28 PM
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Perk has not been banned yet...
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I'm so....disappointed
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Hawkifish said...
I'm so....disappointed

+12.329
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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We want pics though...
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We want pics though...

I can't freaking provide them. I tried.
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Fish ban perk. Epic fail
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This thread sucks harder than a hoor on payday.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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Take a picture of the picture if you can't figure it out Perk. We aren't real picky around here.
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I agree with Creamer and Wolf. Please ban me.
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This is just totally unacceptable. If a techonlogically challenged idiot like me can figure out how to post a picture on here, you should be able to do it without any problems.
You have failed me for the last time Perk!

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Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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Not a peep out of you, I am still pissed you didn't get a pic of that chick that interviewed at your job awhile back.
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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wow.... this thread = Level HR
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Perk's still here huh? That's too bad
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Perk's still here huh? That's too bad

It really is. That picture was protected somehow. I direct linked it, saved it to my computer and tried that, uploaded it to photobucket and tried from there. She didn't get back to me anyway.
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Not a peep out of you, I am still pissed you didn't get a pic of that chick that interviewed at your job awhile back.

They hired her. Miranda. Puuuurrrrr.
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Day 2 and still no pic. I'm beginning to lose hope in Perk and humanity in general. What kind of cruel world is this where such pics are not provided. Is it a world even worth living in anymore?
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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Day 2 and still no pic. I'm beginning to lose hope in Perk and humanity in general. What kind of cruel world is this where such pics are not provided. Is it a world even worth living in anymore?

This.
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Man as a newbie on this site, I'm trying so hard to not judge this whole site and all of its posters based on this thread. This is like being subjected to the Chase 'Cashback' song while being forced to hang with the 5 Hour Energy Guy. I have to take my cat to the vet now because I think it might have gotten AIDS from this thread.
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Man as a newbie on this site, I'm trying so hard to not judge this whole site and all of its posters based on this thread. This is like being subjected to the Chase 'Cashback' song while being forced to hang with the 5 Hour Energy Guy. I have to take my cat to the vet now because I think it might have gotten AIDS from this thread.

Play
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Man as a newbie on this site, I'm trying so hard to not judge this whole site and all of its posters based on this thread. This is like being subjected to the Chase 'Cashback' song while being forced to hang with the 5 Hour Energy Guy. I have to take my cat to the vet now because I think it might have gotten AIDS from this thread.

I appreciate this post.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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Here, see if this works. Not sure if you would have to register for the site or not to view it.
http://www.rover.com/members/jasmin-f-come-play-with-hunter-and-jasmin/?utm_expid=67212514-11
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Here, see if this works. Not sure if you would have to register for the site or not to view it.
http://www.rover.com/members/jasmin-f-come-play-with-hunter-and-jasmin/?utm_expid=67212514-11

not bad, but that's what all the fuss was about? I have a severe disappoint

This post was edited by Buck Russell on 3/12/2013 at 9:25 PM
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