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What's everyone got goin on today? Just got done having a little late breakfast with my pops, he was in town this morning. So I've just been chillin with him, and now I'm tryin to figure out what the hell I feel like doing today.
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Everyone dead?
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Woke up a little late. Took a big firm poop. Had a smoothie for breakfast (milk, yogurt, peanut butter, mango chunks, and blueberries). Hit up the nutrition shopt and got some protien and weight loss supplement. Went to the mall for a second, decided on the iPad mini but going to wait for the Retina Display iPad mini to drop this summer. Made a trip to the grocery store and got some yogurt, frozen fruit, sliced turkey, spinach, and peanut butter.
Now at home. Took another poop. Ate a turkey sandwich with pepperjack and spinich. Had some light vanilla yogurt with some blueberries. Going to surf the net while it digests and then going to hit up the gym around 4:30-5.
A friend from Chicago is in town tonight so we'll prob go to Sanctuary and have a devils threesome.
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Everyone dead?

Appears so
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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Appears so

It sucks around here today. What the F is Perk doing?
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Just cracked my first one and watching some bball.
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Just cracked my first one and watching some bball.

Well about freaking time.
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Well about freaking time.

I just woke up an hour ago. Stayed up until 9 this morning drinking. But I'm back, Jack!
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I just woke up an hour ago. Stayed up until 9 this morning drinking. But I'm back, Jack!

Hahaha like a true champion!
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Hahaha like a true champion!

You drankin yet? Hitting the bars tonight?
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You drankin yet? Hitting the bars tonight?

I've been sipping on my first beer for about 20 minutes. And I think I'm going to my favorite local brewery tonight to watch the Michigan vs Indiana game. Unfortunately a good buddy of mine is a huge Michigan fan.
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I went to Subway for a steak and cheese foot long, stopped by to pick up the dog, watched Dances With Wolves, and now I'm
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I went to Subway for a steak and cheese foot long, stopped by to pick up the dog, watched Dances With Wolves, and now I'm

How are those? I've never tried one before.
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How are those? I've never tried one before.

They're good. I had onions and jalepenos on it and now I got a belly full of gas that is going to be nasty later on.
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I went to Subway for a steak and cheese foot long, stopped by to pick up the dog, watched Dances With Wolves, and now I'm

Your dog and your booze. I you're a happy man.
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Your dog and your booze. I you're a happy man.

Yup. I'll drink to that.
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Yup. I'll drink to that.

Did you hear me Perk? I said I'll to that. What I am saying is SHOT!
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Did you hear me Perk? I said I'll to that. What I am saying is SHOT!

you're yelling at me already. Gonna be a long night. But I'll oblige with the shot.
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you're yelling at me already. Gonna be a long night. But I'll oblige with the shot.

You're as bad as my kids! They don't listen either.
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You're as bad as my kids! They don't listen either.

I said I'll take a shot with you. I don't know what else I can do to please you, dad. And no, I'm not gonna blow you.
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I don't know what else I can do to please you, dad. And no, I'm not gonna blow you.

Wow, now you REALLY sound like my kids.
Done anything on the smoker lately?
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Wow, now you REALLY sound like my kids. Done anything on the smoker lately?

Well gotdam, that was a little much, but I laughed.
No, I haven't done anything on the smoker in a couple weeks. Just haven't felt like it for some reason, even though the weather has been nice.
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Well gotdam, that was a little much, but I laughed.
No, I haven't done anything on the smoker in a couple weeks. Just haven't felt like it for some reason, even though the weather has been nice.

I wish it was warm enough here to smoke some ribs. I've been hungry for some good baby backs for a while lately.
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HEYO! That's what I'm talkin bout!
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