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10 months ago

PerkAslut said...
Don't get Maury'd. Everyone is welcome to chug booze.
SHOT!

Accepted.
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jshawks said...
Speaking of which, where is Maury? and Misty? and Brad? and Fish? Lightweights all of them! (or is it that they just have a life and I don't? )

I blocked Maury so I don't care that he's gone for 1 night. Misty, Brad, and the Mad-er having lives though?
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derHawkeye said...
I blocked Maury so I don't care that he's gone for 1 night. Misty, Brad, and the Mad-er having lives though?

You gonna get sensitive raped by Maury.
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You gonna get sensitive raped by Maury.
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SHOT!!!
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Sorry folks I was at the neighbors drinking...I'm back now, SHOT!
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PerkAslut said...
SHOT!!!

Lez dew it!
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IN!!!!!!
3 minutes to another, since 3 minutes has passed.
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IN!!!!!!
3 minutes to another, since 3 minutes has passed.

You missed it!
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ok i've got some jose tequila silver here. and i'm especially pumped because my Braves came back from a 9-0 deficit to beat the nats tonight!
cheers!
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iHawkatKinnick2 said...
ok i've got some jose tequila silver here. and i'm especially pumped because my Braves came back from a 9-0 deficit to beat the nats tonight!
cheers!

I'm never drinking tequila again, I wasn't prepared for my first experience of it....
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Sorry folks...at the neighbors again...All messed up
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Sorry folks...at the neighbors again...All messed up

You shall not leave us in our drunken escapade!
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derHawkeye said...
I'm never drinking tequila again, I wasn't prepared for my first experience of it....

im a whisky guy but my girl no pics isn't a big fan so sometimes i get tequila as some sort of compromise..
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derHawkeye said...
You missed it!

I missed the post, but not the chug.
SHOT!!!!!!!!
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iHawkatKinnick2 said...
im a whisky guy but my girl no pics isn't a big fan so sometimes i get tequila as some sort of compromise..

I'd get pissed if somebody gave me tequila again.
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PerkAslut said...
I missed the post, but not the chug.
SHOT!!!!!!!!

False, you missed both. Don't lie to me, I know what you did last summer.
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derHawkeye said...
I'd get pissed if somebody gave me tequila again.

you need to grow some hair on your chest brah.
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SHOT!!!!!
Damn, I'm down to my last 4.
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PerkAslut said...
SHOT!!!!!
Damn, I'm down to my last 4.

whats tx liquor laws? shut down by 2?
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iHawkatKinnick2 said...
whats tx liquor laws? shut down by 2?

Bars vary by county. Some close at 2, some at midnight. State wide, you can't buy beer or wine after midnight or liquor after 9.
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PerkAslut said...
Bars vary by county. Some close at 2, some at midnight. State wide, you can't buy beer or wine after midnight or liquor after 9.

damn.
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i dont really care about bar closing times but no liq after 9? my 1:20 am purchase tonight makes me shake my head. that sucks. i was shocked at minnesota's laws after a few iowa games up there. i found out if you want to drink on sundays you better plan ahead.
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iHawkatKinnick2 said...
damn.

On top of that, you can't buy liquor at all on Sunday and can't buy beer until noon on Sunday. You also have to go to a liquor store for liquor. They don't sell it at grocery stores or convenient stores.
I miss being able to walk into a grocery store in Iowa at 1 A.M and being able to get a bottle.
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iHawkatKinnick2 said...
you need to grow some hair on your chest brah.

Boy, I can and have taken 5 straight shots of Hawkeye Vodka before, no chasers. I got some hair on my chest, and discolored ball hair to boot.
Obviously I'm making that last part up, but we should definitely start up the rumor similar to Absinth and the green fairy.

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