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derHawkeye said...
41. James Vandenberg lasted four minutes with me...which is still longer than he should have lasted on the field.

Now that's good stuff right there.
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42. boyfriend convinced me having sex using icy hot as a lubricant would be the same as having sex with fire&ice condoms. it wasnt. and the hospital visit after was less than great
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43. Boned my accounting TA in the Frat House last year and gave her the walk of shame.
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44. Anytime im in a cab and close to my destination I start jerking off so that the driver can see... they usually pull over and tell me to get out.. havent paid for a cab ride since
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45. I was getting a handjob last year from this girl who sucked so i told her ill do it myself and proceeded to blow a load in her face
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46. Last year my roommates and I threw a pumpkin out our window at mayflower. It hit a cambus.
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47. I haven't had sex in about 6 months. Hooked up with a girl this weekend and precame. Hooked up with another girl two nights later; precame again. fml
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derHawkeye said...
47. I haven't had sex in about 6 months. Hooked up with a girl this weekend and precame. Hooked up with another girl two nights later; precame again. fml

I feel bad for you buddy
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48. When I was a freshman I got a hand job from a girl and came in her hand. She proceeded to rub it on her boyfriends shirt.
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I feel bad for you buddy

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49. Took a girl home I met same night. Room smelled 3 days later. Found her rotten thong under my bed
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i have a feeling when i get off of work tomorrow, I am gonna have a lot of reading in this thread
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50. I sit on my hands until they're numb before I give handjobs to feel pure
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nevermind
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51. I got a contact f-ed outta me last weekend..
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52. Gave a drunk blowjob to the bigger Santa looking homeless man my freshman year
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Entertaining thread, but please watch the language in these posts.
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Todd Worly said...
Entertaining thread, but please watch the language in these posts.

You deleted the youtube video??? I'm trying to edit the posts that use "inappropriate" language, even though to be fair we are all adults here, but come on with the video! Everyone has the option of watching or not watching that video, there's no reason to delete it.
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You deleted the youtube video??? I'm trying to edit the posts that use "inappropriate" language, even though to be fair we are all adults here, but come on with the video! Everyone has the option of watching or not watching that video, there's no reason to delete it.

There's cussing in the video. Our policy has been to not allow links to videos like that.
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There's cussing in the video. Our policy has been to not allow links to videos like that.

Are you offended by "cussing?" Because I'm pretty sure 90% or more of the people here aren't. Language is meaningless unless people give it meaning, there's nothing inherently bad about any of it and if you're going to allow what basically amounts to porn diaries to be posted in this thread, than who are you to say a few "bad" words is going overboard? Honestly, I appreciate the work you do here, but I don't think a single thing would change negatively if we're allowed to "cuss." There's no reason the "policy" can't be changed.
Lastly, if I'm banned for "showing dissent among the ranks," delete this thread while you're at it.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful to you, but we should be able to discuss this and have it open to be changed like reasonable adults.

This post was edited by derHawkeye on 3/15/2013 at 1:51 AM
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Todd Worly said...
There's cussing in the video. Our policy has been to not allow links to videos like that.

even, lets say music videos posted in any random "post music here" thread?
i always assumed that if it was linked, it wasn't a big deal...what do i know i guess?

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