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Tell us about your dance skills.

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I have none. That's the level mine are.
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I have none. That's the level mine are.

Solid 7.
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hurricanes01 said...
Solid 7.

Yeah, but you're Cuban. You were born to move.
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this about sums it up

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One word:
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I bet you know how to 2 step, though.
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I bet you know how to 2 step, though.

Horribly. Im probably a solid D at two stepping and a solid F- at everything else.
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Horribly. Im probably a solid D at two stepping and a solid F- at everything else.

I've been in Texas 12 years, like country music and still don't know how. I've never really tried to learn, though.
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Zero skills and would probably injure myself trying
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HawkiBrad55 said...
Zero skills and would probably injure myself trying

You injure yourself opening the car door.
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You injure yourself opening the car door.

I have, so what now stfu before I kick you in the back and step on your feet

This post was edited by HawkiBrad55 on 3/11/2013 at 5:55 PM
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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I have, so what now stfu before I kick you in the back and step on your feet

p.s I would probably injure myself doing that too, but it would be worth it.
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I have, so what now stfu before I kick you in the back and step on your feet

That's very insensitive and a personal attack. Please ban Brad.
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I used to dance at the clubs quite a bit back in the 80's. I must have been alright, cuz women enjoyed dancing with me. That and cocaine got me laid a lot.
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That's very insensitive and a personal attack. Please ban Brad.
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I used to dance at the clubs quite a bit back in the 80's. I must have been alright, cuz women enjoyed dancing with me. That and cocaine got me laid a lot.

I can just see JS dressed up all like Don Johnson now.
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I can just see JS dressed up all like Don Johnson now.

I was thinking Danny Devito in twins,with the pony tail n what not
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I was thinking Danny Devito in twins,with the pony tail n what not

You always have to disagree with me don't you Brad?
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Nonexistent.
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I got da moves like Jagger
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Morrison71 said...
I can just see JS dressed up all like Don Johnson now.

You mean like this?
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jshawks said...
You mean like this?

Yeah, JS was definitely getting some ladies back in the 80's with that look and coke.
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PerkAslut said...
Yeah, JS was definitely getting some ladies back in the 80's with that look and coke.

I didn't have a pot to piss in, but I had nice clothes, a fast bike, and dope.
Oh, and I could dance.

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I didn't have a pot to piss in, but I had nice clothes, a fast bike, and dope.
Oh, and I could dance.

I'm gonna start calling you JT instead of JS because of your John Travolta looks and dance moves.
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I'm gonna start calling you JT instead of JS because of your John Travolta looks and dance moves.

I was thinking the exact same thing.
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