Off Topic Board

A dick.

This. And/or cheating.

Is it too late to add dishonesty, infidelity and lack of motorcycle love. Because, seriously, if she is either stupid, a liar, a cheater or doesn't love the motorcycle lifestyle, there would be no relationship any way.

"Friends first" - no fokin way I'm gonna date you for several months only to find out you're bad in bed.

Country music - we're gonna fight everytime we get in the car.

Husker fans - It ain't gonna be long before you hate me.

Small teeties - not for me

Overweight - I don't care how good you are in bed, I'm never gonna find out.

Teachers - I married one once, I won't do that again.

Tramp stamps - I'll do ya once, but find your own way home.

Because I grew up in Sioux City during the 90s and got to experience the stereotypical obnoxious Nebraska bandwagon fan. IT's nothing against you guys who post here, you guys are swell. But there's too much bad blood from growing up.

I've been a Hawkeye since I was knee high to a grass hopper and attended there during the Jake Christian abortion.

I'm also a big Yankee fan. Jerk.

Because you people hijack a perfectly good thread.

Because, much like the Univerity of Texas, you have this false sense of entiltment.

And you wonder why we hate you ignorant, arrogant sonza beetchin' trolls

Don't you have your own board?

FWIW: Iowa athletic department make more than the UN athletic department. We can afford to pay our coach.

Wow I was kidding man. I am not a troll. If you don't like me that's fine. Put me on ignore. Most everyone else over here likes the Nebraska posters. I am sorry you think I am a troll, which is as far from the truth as possible

Scarlet is for sure not a troll, he is just misguided but we accept him.

Exactly