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Perk, is this your license plate?

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4 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Or maybe misty's...
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4 months ago

Hawkifish said...
Or maybe misty's...
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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Hawkifish said...
Or maybe misty's...

You think I have a big wienous? Gotta say, I'm a bit flattered.
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You think I have a big wienous? Gotta say, I'm a bit flattered.

Really? I was a tad disturbed for ya
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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Really? I was a tad disturbed for ya
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Hawkifish said...
Or maybe misty's...

Well it's my car, but somebody has switched the license plate. Damn car thieves, nobody would ever think to look for my car with a LRG PP plate.
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Hawkifish said...
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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There is a 99.9999999% chance whoever drives that has a penis around 4" long.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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There is a 99.9999999% chance whoever drives that has a penis around 4" long.

Are you measuring from the base or the balls

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all about the girth my friend

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BTW Perk, I just found out I'm going to be in Grapevine Texas April 22-25. Is that near you? I got a beer with your name on it.
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BTW Perk, I just found out I'm going to be in Grapevine Texas April 22-25. Is that near you? I got a beer with your name on it.

No, I'm in the Austin area. I wish I could meet you for a beer. I'd take you up on the offer and give it right back. [beer]
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No, I'm in the Austin area. I wish I could meet you for a beer. I'd take you up on the offer and give it right back. [beer]

That's a nice new shiny badge you have there, perk.
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That's a nice new shiny badge you have there, perk.

And no thanks to you.
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