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I wanted to congratulate Perk for reaching 17,000 posts. You've been a great poster here, and are always good for some laughs. Glad you're here.
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Thank ya, Mr. Worly. The beer is on me when we put together a VOTH tailgate.
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Thank ya, Mr. Worly. The beer is on me when we put together a VOTH tailgate.

You can have a VOTH tailgate, but Fish and Maury won't show. They're too busy being international men of mystery.
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jshawks said...
You can have a VOTH tailgate, but Fish and Maury won't show. They're too busy being international men of mystery.

Fish isn't invited anyway.
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What about Brad? He'll show up without his gall bladder. I don't know that I want to be seen with a gall bladderless Brad.
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What about Brad? He'll show up without his gall bladder. I don't know that I want to be seen with a gall bladderless Brad.

Yeah, I didn't think about that. We'll have to make it handicap accessible. Anyone here work for the ADA?
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Thank ya, Mr. Worly. The beer is on me when we put together a VOTH tailgate.
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Good on ya Perk!
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Yeah, I didn't think about that. We'll have to make it handicap accessible. Anyone here work for the ADA?

Screw being politically correct
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ScarletnCream said...
Screw being politically correct

I agree, but we need Brad there and that's the only way.
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I agree, but we need Brad there and that's the only way.

He should be off the gurney by then
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Thank ya, Mr. Worly. The beer is on me when we put together a VOTH tailgate.

Don't get too excited Mr. Worly. This doesn't mean that Perk is buying, it just means he'll be so drunk that he'll either be spilling it on himself or throwing it up on himself.
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Don't get too excited Mr. Worly. This doesn't mean that Perk is buying, it just means he'll be so drunk that he'll either be spilling it on himself or throwing it up on himself.

Personal attack, ban user.
Besides, the way this board is at organizing things, you'll be in the ground by the time the tailgate takes place.
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Personal attack, ban user.
Besides, the way this board is at organizing things, you'll be in the ground by the time the tailgate takes place.

Oh snap
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You guys crack me up!
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This thread sucks
Can we ban TDub for starting this pile of junk
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This thread sucks
Can we ban TDub for starting this pile of junk

Personal attack, ban user.
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Congrats.Perk! I'll down a beer tonight in your honor
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Personal attack, ban user.

Nerds Get Out
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Buck Russell said...
This thread sucks
Can we ban TDub for starting this pile of junk

Yes it does. And what's worse is that it was started before Perk even hit 17,000. It was premature immaculation.
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Yes it does. And what's worse is that it was started before Perk even hit 17,000. It was premature immaculation.

good one
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Buck Russell said...
This thread sucks
Can we ban TDub for starting this pile of junk

Perk has a good point. Might have to consider doing that!
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Congrats Perk hugs and kisses
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Perk - I think it's time for a posting binge until you hit 20,000.
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Perk - I think it's time for a posting binge until you hit 20,000.

If you give me ban immunity for slapping Fish in his face, I will.
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