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No Shave November

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7 months ago

mistyhawk said...
Lame.

It is Maury, so not really a surprise
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7 months ago

CBHawks said...
It is Maury, so not really a surprise

Fine damn Evil CB, I will see what I can do.
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7 months ago

Morrison71 said...
Fine damn Evil CB, I will see what I can do.

Didn't you put your gut on here in the weight loss thread? Are you paranoid about people finding out who you are? I get that, just curious why you're so mysterious.
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7 months ago

Morrison71 said...
Fine damn Evil CB, I will see what I can do.
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I will give it a go....typically after about 7-10 days it starts buggin the bejeezus out of me, so I dont know if I will be able to make it or not
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I just shaved my junk area after a while and came out with this. I'm usually a day shaver. I also realized I have I bit of a fupa
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PerkAslut said...
I just shaved my junk area after a while and came out with this. I'm usually a day shaver. I also realized I have I bit of a fupa

Wish I knew how to make that pukeface on my phone.
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Rohawk said...
why do you ask? 4 years, none
"I was brought in here to change the culture. I'm going to coach with passion" - Fran McCaffery.
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mistyhawk said...
Wish I knew how to make that pukeface on my phone.

You did. You no like?
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PerkAslut said...
You did. You no like?

I did get it to work but no I don't like. I hate seeing one hair on a toilet. 114 hairs is a nightmare, PerkAslut.
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7 months ago

mistyhawk said...
I did get it to work but no I don't like. I hate seeing one hair on a toilet. 114 hairs is a nightmare, PerkAslut.

Coming from the girl with hairy legs who has an obsession with popping zits?
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PerkAslut said...
Coming from the girl with hairy legs who has an obsession with popping zits?

I don't have hairy legs! I had some prickly shins that's all! I can't deny being a popper though.
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7 months ago

I usually don't participate because I don't grow much hair on my face and the Kyle Orton neck beard isn't that great of a look. Pus after about a week it itches like hell. Also it doesn't grow as fast as I'd like so it wouldn't have a chance to look presentable before I had a professional encounter that I have to look neat at.
My dad has a glorious beard and my little bro is a wookie. Didn't exactly win that genetic battle. It does save me money on razors, though.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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7 months ago

Yes I will, but I will shave my neck and upper cheeks. Nothing more disgusting than a neck beard.
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7 months ago

PerkAslut said...
We expect pictures. And no, I'm not. I can't grow facial hair much, anyway.

This post exactly.
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7 months ago

PerkAslut said...
I just shaved my junk area after a while and came out with this. I'm usually a day shaver. I also realized I have I bit of a fupa

Perk you are a riot!!
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millah22 said...
Nothing more disgusting than a neck beard.

+1
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7 months ago

I can grow a mean beard in less than a week. Sucks though... I will not be participating.
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PerkAslut said...
I just shaved my junk area after a while and came out with this. I'm usually a day shaver. I also realized I have I bit of a fupa

Dude... you need to take a garbage bag, rip in long ways so its a big rectangle. Lay it on the floor. Stand on it. Trim your manhood. Fold the trash bag up. Throw away.
No clean up.
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WiserIowan said...
Dude... you need to take a garbage bag, rip in long ways so its a big rectangle. Lay it on the floor. Stand on it. Trim your manhood. Fold the trash bag up. Throw away.
No clean up.

Isn't flushing the toilet easier?
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PerkAslut said...
Isn't flushing the toilet easier?

It would appear you missed the toilet around 23% of the time... please tell me you vacumed that up...
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WiserIowan said...
It would appear you missed the toilet around 23% of the time... please tell me you vacumed that up...

Don't know what you're talking about.
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7 months ago

So anybody still wanna room with Perk?
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7 months ago

Other than 3 months of bootcamp and a couple of other 1-2 month periods in my life I have had a "stash" sometimes pairs with some sort of goofy looking sorta kinda looking beard since 1967. had a goat for a few years up until deer season last year then chopped it off.
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I'll do it. I'm on 4-5 days right now, and was considering a beard anyway.
The will is not here, the will is at my office next to the hot plate with the frayed wires.
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