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7 months ago

Seriously someone explain this to me. You go into a bathroom with toilets that automatically flush. Even if you press the button to flush them they still flush when you exit. How the hell do you go to take a piss and you can clearly see someone has pissed or taken a dump before?
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7 months ago

Why do they sell hotdogs in 10 packs but buns in 8 packs?
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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7 months ago

Why isn't there legislation to stop the making of terrible toiler paper
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7 months ago

Who shot J.R.?
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7 months ago

How is it that I can put an even number of socks in the dryer, but get an odd number out?
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7 months ago

Who stole Bleed's manhood?
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7 months ago

jshawks said...
How is it that I can put an even number of socks in the dryer, but get an odd number out?

This. Dammit this!!!!
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7 months ago

WizardHawk said...
Who stole Bleed's manhood?

And this.
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Why does grandpa touch my pee pee?
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7 months ago

Who framed Roger Rabbit.
15 National Championships and one Urban Meyer heart attack, Roll Tide. 23 NC's in wrestling and one badass Herky, Go Hawks.
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

If you were driving the speed of light and turned on your headlights what would happen.
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7 months ago

Where is hoffa buried
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7 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

What if someone opens the door on a water tower?
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7 months ago

If you were to fart, burp and sneeze all at the same time, would you survive?

This post was edited by Froggydegremlin on 10/17/2012 at 5:55 PM
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7 months ago

If a man is all alone in the woods and says something, is he still wrong?
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7 months ago

So this thread doesn't actually solve them? This sucks
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7 months ago

Why did CB turn evil?
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7 months ago

Why didnt Cb turn evil earlier?
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7 months ago

If your driving your car at 70 miles an hour and drive it on to a trailer that is traveling at 60 miles an hour to you suddenly shoot forward at 130 mph???
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7 months ago

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If your driving your car at 70 miles an hour and drive it on to a trailer that is traveling at 60 miles an hour to you suddenly shoot forward at 130 mph???

Stoned. You are.
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7 months ago

Why isn't the cotdam watertower next to Kinnick paint?
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop( and it is not3 like that effing pop stealing owl safari still want to kill that faqing owl)
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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6 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Being real, I wish they would find out what happened to those Evansdale girls.
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop( and it is not3 like that effing pop stealing owl safari still want to kill that faqing owl)
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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