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Just got into her semi-annual car accident. She's nearly 21 and I swear to god she gets into a fender bender EVERY six months. They're never serious accidents, but they're EVERY six months.
At least she doesn't cry anymore and knows what to do, so I don't have to drop everything and rush across town.
This accident was so minor that no damage to the other car could be detected because the bumper was so dirty. Nevertheless, the other driver called the police.
At least I just paid the car insurance, so my premiums won't go up for another six months.
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PerkAslut said...
Isn't it always a good idea to call the police, no matter how minor it is?
And I'll just go ahead and state the obvious; women are bad drivers.
I didn't the last accident I was in, really icy roads in Cedar Rapids and a guy skidding into a stop light drifted over into my lane and got me...we were the only 2 cars on the road. We just drove a few blocks to his apartment complex, I got his insurance info, and surprisingly got like $800+ from his insurance. Next time I'm in an accident I hope they have the same insurance company.
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BeatBigRed said...
Just got into her semi-annual car accident. She's nearly 21 and I swear to god she gets into a fender bender EVERY six months. They're never serious accidents, but they're EVERY six months.
At least she doesn't cry anymore and knows what to do, so I don't have to drop everything and rush across town.
This accident was so minor that no damage to the other car could be detected because the bumper was so dirty. Nevertheless, the other driver called the police.
At least I just paid the car insurance, so my premiums won't go up for another six months.
Sine Missione -- Never be a spectator for unfairness or stupidity, argue for arguments sake; the grave will give plenty of time for silence.
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BeatBigRed said...
The pic is a a little old, but it's all I have at work.
A proud father you must be my man, well except she went to Creighton and not Iowa and she does look like she would wreck a car or 20 Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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BeatBigRed said...
You had an opportunity to meet her. I told you what game she would be at Kinnick. We sit next to the student section, and I gave you the coordinates.
I also had incentive because I don't like her current BF, 'lil Red.
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Meanwhile, my oldest daughter. . . .