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Just got done nailing a 300lb chick cause I was bored.

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8 months ago

God I miss my side chick.
My teacher told me that I was a piece of sh*t Seen her the other day, driving a piece of sh*t
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Don't you have like 5 side chicks?
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8 months ago

Yeah, but I did have one that I actually kinda liked and the only girl I was ever considering being serious and exclusive with.
My teacher told me that I was a piece of sh*t Seen her the other day, driving a piece of sh*t
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wahawk56 said...
Yeah, but I did have one that I actually kinda liked and the only girl I was ever considering being serious and exclusive with.

What happened?
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Hawkifish said...
What happened?

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Love It or Leave It--Ricky Stanzi
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8 months ago

I nailed one too then I told my wife to go to bed
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hawkeyebrad55 said...
I nailed one too then I told my wife to go to bed
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8 months ago

My gf weighs about 120 lbs, so I won't be nailing any whales anytime soon.
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hawkeyebrad55 said...
I nailed one too then I told my wife to go to bed
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8 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

This thread is full of win
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I saw her at breakfast this morning...she called you 'tiny'
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What happened?

Well you know how I have barely been on here for the past few months? Well that's been going on with my social life. I've been very busy and in June I shut off my phone, facebook for around a week and a half without telling anyone and she got upset and when I finally started talking to her again she decided that we should distance ourselves from each other.
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8 months ago

Was her voice deeper than yours?
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Wahawk, I'm sorry about side chick but I think you forgot to post a pic of 300.
PS Glad to see you posting.
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mistyhawk said...
Wahawk, I'm sorry about side chick but I think you forgot to post a pic of 300.
PS Glad to see you posting.

Since you asked. I don't see why not.
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Since you asked. I don't see why not.
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8 months ago

A darker-complexed gentleman and an fairly plump lighter-complexed gal?
I love it when a stereotype comes together.
Although she does have an alright face. Would need to see pic of chesticles.
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wahawk56 said...
Since you asked. I don't see why not.

Not bad. I knew you would post it for me.
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mistyhawk said...
Not bad. I knew you would post it for me.

Oh Misty, you have your ways. Every horney old fart and young fart on here will do your bidding.
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8 months ago

wahawk you do know that "Fat Bottomed Girls" is the drinker's national anthem don't you?

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Fat Bottomed Girls with Lyrics

The song Fat Bottomed Girls by a little band named Queen. My first music video, so please comment. Lyrics: Are you gonna take me home tonight Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey hey! Ive been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies every time Oh wont you take me home tonight? Oh down beside your red firelight Oh and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round Hey listen here Now your mortgages and homes I got stiffness in the bones Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you) Oh but I still get my pleasure Still got my greatest treasure Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me Now get this Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please) Oh down beside your red firelight Oh you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round Get on your bikes and ride Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls Fat bottomed girls Yeah yeah yeah Fat bottomed girls Yes yes
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8 months ago

This thread makes me sad and disgusted.
I do like how she is trying the myspace crop to make herself seem skinnier...didn't really work but still
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YIKES
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