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Hung out with JWolf for some tailgating on Saturday

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WiserIowan said...
I've stared into wolfs beautiful eyes many a night... Usually ends in me fapping once I get home.

Was it him or his brother
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WiserIowan said...
I've stared into wolfs beautiful eyes many a night... Usually ends in me fapping once I get home.

I thought that was naturally implied. Just kidding I don't like being creepy.
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mistyhawk said...
I thought that was naturally implied. Just kidding I don't like being creepy.

I don't mind.
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WiserIowan said...
I've stared into wolfs beautiful eyes many a night... Usually ends in me fapping once I get home.

It happens.
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And for the record Wiser, I would have that morning, but I already made one mess in the porter potty
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CBHawks said...
And for the record Wiser, I would have that morning, but I already made one mess in the porter potty

Oh dat nastzzeee
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Oh dat nastzzeee

Had a slice of Casey's Breakfast Pizza, there was no way that wanted to stay inside of me
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I don't mind.

Good, I would feel bad if you did.
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Had a slice of Casey's Breakfast Pizza, there was no way that wanted to stay inside of me

But was it beautiful?
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But was it beautiful?

Well I was the first one in that porter pot, and it was dark when I dumped, but when I came back for my first pee of the morning, I have to say I was quite impressed
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I love port a shitters one time at a derby I went into to piss and had my Oaklys in a case in my back pocket. Well I do my biz and walk out and over to my brothers car and realize my shades are gone (these were $250 shades to boot) so I back track dont see them (I was loaded by the way) so I go back into the port o stank and sure enough somehow they fell out of my back pocket and into the shitter portion. Well needless to say I wasnt going to do away with such expensive shades so I reach down grab it,get the blue death and turds all over my hand (lucky it was floating on top so the poo wasn't too bad. So thanks to my case I had the shades were fine but my hand was blue for days and the case was ruined.
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I love port a shitters one time at a derby I went into to piss and had my Oaklys in a case in my back pocket. Well I do my biz and walk out and over to my brothers car and realize my shades are gone (these were $250 shades to boot) so I back track dont see them (I was loaded by the way) so I go back into the port o stank and sure enough somehow they fell out of my back pocket and into the shitter portion. Well needless to say I wasnt going to do away with such expensive shades so I reach down grab it,get the blue death and turds all over my hand (lucky it was floating on top so the poo wasn't too bad. So thanks to my case I had the shades were fine but my hand was blue for days and the case was ruined.

Oh no! Lost all respect for brad. Gross!
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Oh no! Lost all respect for brad. Gross!

I didn't, if I was drunk, I wouldn't have even noticed they were missing for like a week afterwards, I say this is impressive
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I didn't, if I was drunk, I wouldn't have even noticed they were missing for like a week afterwards, I say this is impressive

I'm pretty sure I will never be drunk enough to fish in poop other peoples poop for sunglasses. Never.
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I'm pretty sure I will never be drunk enough to fish in poop other peoples poop for sunglasses. Never.

Me either, but still the impressive part is him noticing
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WiserIowan said...
I've stared into wolfs beautiful eyes many a night... Usually ends in me fapping once I get home.
Love It or Leave It--Ricky Stanzi
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I'm pretty sure I will never be drunk enough to fish in poop other peoples poop for sunglasses. Never.

I didnt fish around they were on top. Plus I have had to work on shit tanks many times on campers so it wasnt the first time I had to get poo on me.
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I love port a shitters one time at a derby I went into to piss and had my Oaklys in a case in my back pocket. Well I do my biz and walk out and over to my brothers car and realize my shades are gone (these were $250 shades to boot) so I back track dont see them (I was loaded by the way) so I go back into the port o stank and sure enough somehow they fell out of my back pocket and into the shitter portion. Well needless to say I wasnt going to do away with such expensive shades so I reach down grab it,get the blue death and turds all over my hand (lucky it was floating on top so the poo wasn't too bad. So thanks to my case I had the shades were fine but my hand was blue for days and the case was ruined.

50 shades of beige.
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LMFAO both you and Millah Perkster
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This thread turned really gross. More Wolf's beutiful eyes, less porta-john-poo-fishing
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WiserIowan said...
This thread turned really gross. More Wolf's beutiful eyes, less porta-john-poo-fishing

hey I MIGHT listen to you as soon as you post here more than 3 times a week.
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