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13 months ago

Borrowed a modem to confirm that my DSL line was OK and it is. Eff Centurylink. Time to drink and browse midget porn!
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13 months ago

you're alive! Lunch thurs/fri? Happy hour thurs?
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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I'd prefer lunch and I'm open like a whore at a truck stop.
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13 months ago

To Midget Porn
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13 months ago

Asian midget porn seems to be my holy grail, must find some.
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

My neighbor used to come over and watch porn with me she was way into midget porn.
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13 months ago

Midget pron is odd. I mean we've all seen some f'ed up stuff, but the midget stuff is more odd to watch than some of the others. amiright?
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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JWolf0074 said...
Midget pron is odd. I mean we've all seen some f'ed up stuff, but the midget stuff is more odd to watch than some of the others. amiright?

Definitely odd.
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mistyhawk said...
My neighbor used to come over and watch porn with me she was way into midget porn.

This story needs to fleshed out.
You watched pron with a friend, why was this? What kind of pron were you into? Was she hot? Hair color? breast size? azz to hip ratio? Did you guys ever watch it naked together? Ever touch her naughty places? Ever scissor? Ever act out one of them? Ever shove phallic shaped objects in each other? Pic? Video?
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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JWolf0074 said...
This story needs to fleshed out.
You watched pron with a friend, why was this? What kind of pron were you into? Was she hot? Hair color? breast size? azz to hip ratio? Did you guys ever watch it naked together? Ever touch her naughty places? Ever scissor? Ever act out one of them? Ever shove phallic shaped objects in each other? Pic? Video?

No we never did anything together I don't really even know why she came over to watch porn. Maybe it was a missed opportunity? Im pretty sure it probably was because she did get naked and sit by me on the couch. Yeah now that I'm thinking about it I'm a dumb butt. I haven't seen her in years but she was pretty back then.
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13 months ago

This is the midget porn lover. I probably could have found a more flattering picture but I like hot dogs.
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13 months ago

Pic's of her nekid Misty?

This post was edited by derHawkeye on 5/21/2012 at 12:00 AM
Sine Missione -- Never be a spectator for unfairness or stupidity, argue for arguments sake; the grave will give plenty of time for silence.
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13 months ago

Imagine that hotdog (cut in half) as 5 fingers and that is where the obsession starts.
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Hawkeyes444 said...
Imagine that hotdog (cut in half) as 5 fingers and that is where the obsession starts.

gawd, I've missed your posts.
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derHawkeye said...
Pic's of her nekid Misty?

+1
Although, big props to misty for posting the pic. I would. And misty should have. And filmed it. and posted said film on VOTH
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derHawkeye said...
Pic's of her nekid Misty?

You know I would if I had them.
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JWolf0074 said...
you're alive! Lunch thurs/fri? Happy hour thurs?

I could do lunch Thursday actually. Just throwing that out there.
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I could do lunch Thursday actually. Just throwing that out there.

I'd be up for that. Don't care where. I'd even head up to ankeny if that's more convenient for you guys.
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13 months ago

Game. If you don't see me on here just shoot me a text.
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13 months ago

What it is 444?
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have fun at "lunch" boyz
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Trying to think of a halfway area. Have you guys ever ate at Chicago Speakeasy on Euclid? Damn good food. Have a huge salad bar that come with the meal. Just. Suggestion
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13 months ago

Prime rib there is awesome, but I'd prefer something cheaper for now.
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Hawkeyes444 said...
Prime rib there is awesome, but I'd prefer something cheaper for now.

Theres a BBops right across the street...
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Prime rib there is awesome, but I'd prefer something cheaper for now.

Right on. You would pry know the area better than myself, so go ahead and pick a place and I am cool with that. I assume wolf is also
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