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Happy Birthday To PerkAslut

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Happy birthday buddy! You're not getting better...you're getting older.
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3 months ago

Thanks, JS! I'm still 13 years younger than you, though.
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13 years younger than JS, you're in your 60s?
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PerkAslut said...
Thanks, JS! I'm still 13 years younger than you, though.

13 and 1/2 actually, but who's counting?
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Happy Birthday Perk!
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3 months ago

Happy b day.
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HB, P
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Buck Russell said...
13 years younger than JS, you're in your 60s?

Have to admit it...I laughed at this.
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3 months ago

Happy bday Uncle J
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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Happy birthday!
"I was brought in here to change the culture. I'm going to coach with passion" - Fran McCaffery.
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Happy birthday Perk!
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Happy anniversary of the day your mother's vagina was gaped open by the emergence of your body.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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JWolf0074 said...
Happy anniversary of the day your mother's cavernous vagina was gaped open by the emergence of your sexy body.

Fixed
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Happy bday buddy
Love It or Leave It--Ricky Stanzi
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Thanks all. As a present I would like wolf and wiser banned. But I did laugh.
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Happy birthday. Any plans?
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happy birthday buddy!
The will is not here, the will is at my office next to the hot plate with the frayed wires.
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3 months ago

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Happy birthday. Any plans?

100% chance they involve some sort of drinks
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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Happy Birthday Bra!

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Happy bday. May you get a BJ on your bday
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Happy Birthday Bra!

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Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
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Happy Birthday Perk, may your drunkenness last for at least 1440 minutes.
Sine Missione -- Never be a spectator for unfairness or stupidity, argue for arguments sake; the grave will give plenty of time for silence.
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Happy birthday!
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jshawks said...
Have to admit it...I laughed at this.

Yeah, well I knew you could take a joke, that's why I posted it
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3 months ago

Happy Birthday Perk. The hotties love a birthday boy that can blow out all of his candles. Don't be settling for a wank.
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