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Got drunk in Lincoln tonight.

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Well it started fun but ended crappy. Went a place called captain jacks and ordered some Chuck Norris' and then got pretty drunk. I was making small talk and meant to tell a few guys I hated the gophers but the huskers slipped out. Thought they were gonna kill me. Talked them out of it. Then we went to a place named Duffy's. it was fun but then an Australian guy stole out friends phone. After I threatened to end his life at Jimmy Johns he gave it back. By the time we got back to our car it was towed. So I guess we're getting that in the morning.
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millah pulls through after the twitter request! you have to respect that.
what the hell are you doing in lincoln anyway?
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No vagina?
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millah22 said...
Well it started fun but ended crappy. Went a place called captain jacks and ordered some Chuck Norris' and then got pretty drunk. I was making small talk and meant to tell a few guys I hated the gophers but the huskers slipped out. Thought they were gonna kill me. Talked them out of it. Then we went to a place named Duffy's. it was fun but then an Australian guy stole out friends phone. After I threatened to end his life at Jimmy Johns he gave it back. By the time we got back to our car it was towed. So I guess we're getting that in the morning.

Sounds like a typical trip to Lincoln.
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iHawkatKinnick2 said...
millah pulls through after the twitter request! you have to respect that.
what the hell are you doing in lincoln anyway?

The girlfriends family is in Lincoln. We're visiting, thought we'd go downtown for an evening. Hassle.
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What the hell is a Chuck Norris? Never heard of that one before.
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BeatBigRed said...
Sounds like a typical trip to Lincoln.
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It was a lot of alcohol plus a splash of lemonade. Pretty good. I was telling these guys I hated the gophers, which I do. But Huskers slipped out. Which is true, but totes didn't mean to say it.
Then I mentioned I was from Iowa City. A drunk wiseguy said "Aren't you good at wrestling? They wear tights. That's pretty gay" Then I said "Football players wear tights too." then he got super mad. So that plus telling him I hated the huskers, I got out of that bar.
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