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Do you guys still have spooge dreams?

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14 months ago

I posted on the other site maybe 6 months ago that I had one. It was odd to me, because I hadn't since I was probably 13. Well last night I woke up really getting after it with my bed. I woke up right before things got messy, but it seems like I'm reverse aging.
Anyone else?
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Nope. I've never had one.
"I was brought in here to change the culture. I'm going to coach with passion" - Fran McCaffery.
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Used to back in the day . . . now I just have my wife sleep with her mouth around it so I don't have to do any clean up in the morning.
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randyland said...
Used to back in the day . . . now I just have my wife sleep with her mouth around it so I don't have to do any clean up in the morning.

utterly brilliant.
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UI2015 said...
Nope. I've never had one.

We all know what that means....
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randyland said...
Used to back in the day . . . now I just have my wife sleep with her mouth around it so I don't have to do any clean up in the morning.

You should patent that before perk steals it.
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randyland said...
Used to back in the day . . . now I just have my wife sleep with her mouth around it so I don't have to do any clean up in the morning.

You really need to post more.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. -Babe Ruth
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randyland said...
Used to back in the day . . . now I just have my wife sleep with her mouth around it so I don't have to do any clean up in the morning.

Haha that's the perfect solution.
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randyland said...
Used to back in the day . . . now I just have my wife sleep with her mouth around it so I don't have to do any clean up in the morning.

...
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JWolf0074 said...
You really need to post more.

I agree with Wolf on this.
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Do you guys still have spooge dreams?
Only when I dream of Elves
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KajunGator said...
Do you guys still have spooge dreams?
Only when I dream of Elves

Quick! Someone post the misty pic!
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Hawkifish said...
Quick! Someone post the misty pic!

Someone caught it.........
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KajunGator said...
Someone caught it.........
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Hawkifish said...

And because you asked for it
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KajunGator said...
Do you guys still have spooge dreams?
Only when I dream of Elves

Haha.
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JWolf0074 said...
You really need to post more.

I'll try . . . the wifey and I just bought our own business and are pretty busy with that. We are usually busy attending or coaching one of our kids sporting events also, but I'll try to spend a little more time here. I lurk from time to time, but will try to post more!
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randyland said...
I'll try . . . the wifey and I just bought our own business and are pretty busy with that. We are usually busy attending or coaching one of our kids sporting events also, but I'll try to spend a little more time here. I lurk from time to time, but will try to post more!

Good man
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14 months ago

I havent had one in some time. I had a couple back in the day and its truly a weird thing i think. I think its basically if you dont have blow your wad for awhile-maybe 2 weeks then you will have one so your sac can get rid of the excess sperm.
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CBHawks said...
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I never remember dreams, don't remember ever waking up wet either so if I've ever had one I sure as hell didn't finish.
Sine Missione -- Never be a spectator for unfairness or stupidity, argue for arguments sake; the grave will give plenty of time for silence.
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We all know what that means....

You're just jealous my hand loves me more than yours loves you.
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UI2015 said...
You're just jealous my hand loves me more than yours loves you.
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UI2015 said...
You're just jealous my hand loves me more than yours loves you.

"KY yours and mine, keep life sexy," except for you it's "KY you and yourself, keep yourself flappy." FTW
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