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for me - that peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool are two totally different things.
That the SOAP network still doesn't have 90210 in HD.
Tuesday nights are "men who like men" nights at the porn shop in Dodge
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Walk inand it looks like a bunch of fat guys ready for bacon, then walk directly out lesson learned
That flammable liquids emit gas that are also very flammable
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Don't light a fart while wearing sweat pants inside out
How to study. I'm still working on that one though.
"I was brought in here to change the culture. I'm going to coach with passion" - Fran McCaffery.
Sometimes on the wouldja threads, they may have been dudes at one point or maybe they still are dudes.
The hardest ones usually involved stitches.
Before there was space or time there was rock and roll.
getting married is not worth the aggravation
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I learned at a very young age to not play quarters with slow gin. I did this in my youth and when I came home and threw up, it looked like I was puking blood. My father, who was a reformed drinker himself, woke up from the noise and took one look at me and said, "slow gin eh...". That was over 30 years ago and I haven't drank slow gin since.
Beer on Whiskey, awefully risky.
Don't pee on an electric fence.
Don't fight someone tougher than you.
Don't feed your 9 month old Doritos.
Never, ever, get married.
Pot can make you eat 17 pork chops in an afternoon.
College Algebra sucks big time.
Do not shoot skunks at close range.
Don.t fall ten feet and land on your head, no matter how hard the damn thing is.
Never, ever, drink a fifth of Gin in 20 minutes.
Hash can, indeed, make you see and feel strange things.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again and then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Don't back down from a punk.
These are a few.
When I was 14 I learned quickly not to try to pour gasoline into a styrofoam cup. It disapears.
Froggy is extra special. Who eats pork chops when they get high?
Good question? But like you say, Froggy is extra special. That one made me laugh too.
By the way I saw on the Northern Ag report today, that today is National Pig Day. Thought I'd throw that one out there for consumption.
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