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...crapped in the bed when you were drunk
raises hand. in my defense, there was cocaine involved.
oh d@mn son, you have a better excuse than me
I've never crapped or urinated in my bed.....ever. Except might have peed a little when I was younger.
"A good burn is like good sex. It's simple, to the point, and leaves your victim totally destroyed."--Kenny Drebsen
i'm disappointed in you bro. me and perk need to take you out sometime and show you how them big di#ks swang.
I can't even count the number of times I've pissed the bed.
one weekend, i was up at Float Rite up in somerset wisconsin, and camping at Ozzfest. i just moved back to Iowa a few months prior (i lived about 40 minute from Float Rite previously)......
i woke up the morning after ozzfest and noticed that i lost control of some bodily functions. good thing i had some quarters handy for the showers, and i woke up and noticed it early, so hardly anybody was awake. there wasn't much i remember from the night before.
I've puked in bed. Never crapped in one.
I rolled over and puked on my ex wife when I was really drunk a long time ago.
Gee, I wonder why I'm no longer married?
if crapping the bed is cool, consider me Miles Davis
actually, that was the only time i have lost control of my sphincter muscles in the middle of the night....
on a side note, the last time i got super drunk (last spring, i was visiting some friends up in Wisconsin....i really could've passed out for the night around 7 o clock, but we ventured out. I woke up the next morning with the legs of my pants ripped out, my legs bloodied, one sock off and the sock that was on was soaking wet. Turns out, in the middle of the night i got up to go to the bathroom, and another person who crashed at my friends place said he woke up to hear the sounds of water running....but it wasn't water running, but me peeing in my friends stairwell. that explained why my socks were soaked.
I crapped my pants once when I was drunk. Was throwing up so hard I shit myself. Does that count?
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This is why you are one of my faves Wolf! Another upvote for you!
You have prolly seen this, but in keeping with the topic...
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I was bombed one night and decided I had to take a dump. So, I sat down pooping and realized I was going to puke. I tried to poop and puke all at once, efficiency! Well, I tried to puke in the little crevace between your legs, dick and the toilet. It didnt work. I had puke all over my legs and dick.
Post Script - I never crapped the bed. Sorry... wrong thread.
Had a bath tub to my right, did that once and used the bath tub....no mess, except in the toilet and the bath tub
I had a girlfriend do that in front of me once. Things were never really the same after that.
Yeah I noticed you said had a girlfriend
She actually went to the same high school as Wiser, too. Must be something in the water...
Yeah not surprising
When was the last time you had a steady?
12 or 13 years.
I bet he banged her. Think he banged her? What a prick. He banged her.
Seriously? I mean I know women are a pain in the ass and all, but a good looking guy like you I figured has had a few serious g/f's. And more recently than over a decade ago. Wow, I'm just surprised, that is all.
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