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I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!
His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him
get an erection.
When he came back he handed her some diet pills.
Anyway, he's looking for a place to live.
Can you help him?
My ex wife used to ask me for money to buy make up and fancy clothes. When I asked her what she needed that crap for she told me, "so that I can look pretty for you." I said, "babe that's what I buy Jim Beam for!"
Lulz upvotes given
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
A man was shopping with his wife and saw beer on sale for $10 a case. He was putting a case in the cart when she said no, it was a waste of money. Later, she picked up a jar of face cream that cost $20. He protested and she said that it made her look beautiful for him. He said, "That's what the beer is for and it is half the price!"
MAN DOWN IN AISLE 7!
This post was edited by Bluzmn59 14 months ago
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
I know I've posted this here before, but it's hilarious and bares repeating...
Wife has enough of a lazy husband.
This thread makes me smile.
You all get upvotes!
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I enjoy this thread.
How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.
How is you wife like an airplane?
Lots of baggage and a cockpit.
How do you blind your wife?
Put a windshield in front of her.
Why did God invent the yeast infection?
So your wife could know what it's like to live with an irritating c***.
This post was edited by Hawkifish 14 months ago
Lots and lots of upvotes given in this thread.
"A good burn is like good sex. It's simple, to the point, and leaves your victim totally destroyed."--Kenny Drebsen
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You've already told her twice.
What do you call the useless fatty tissue and skin around a vagina?
This is why shane needs to not be dead.
I agree. Hate it when posters just disappear.
I may as well contribute this thread.
Q: You know how you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?
A: Hand the bish a shovel
Q: You know why the bride always wears white?
A: So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Q: You know why you never have to buy the wife a watch?
A: There's a clock on the stove
Q: Why did the woman cross the road
A: How cares. What was she doing out of the kitchen?
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