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Why I hate Hippies
1.) they smell
2.) they tend to be hairy
3.) most listen to Phish
4.) they are anti capitalist and have political beliefs of pansy
5.) they are idiots that say "hey man", "like dude", "peace love and respect brother"
6.) they dont eat meat cause of pacifism towards killing stuff
7.) they wear beads, hemp and tye die stuff. Ok now your trying too hard to be a hippie
Why I like Hippies
1.) They usually have the low were the shrooms are at
2.) They usually have the best pot and coolest bongs
3.) They are non threatening on the weekends
4.) They put out, but its hairy and smelly
5.) They usually know where to get some acid
6.) They are eco friendly always working to keep earth green
7.) Cool festivals like Burning Man, Lollapalooza and Woodstock
I don't mind them.
What the hell is wrong with Phish?
5. No. I say Hey man all the time.
8. They usually dont work very hard
9. They are lazy
10. They are super lazy
Why I like hippies.
1. Dont care
2. Dont care
5. Dont care
7. Dont care.
8. They are usually nice.
Roll Tide Billy Roll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You profile well.
Real Hippies of the 60's and early 70's are few and far between. Most of what drives around in a VW mini-bus festooned with peace signs and flowers now days also carries a Platinum card paid for by mommy and daddy, most of whom had hippie parents. The pseudo hippie of today is a joke (as were the original ones but they were relatively harmless) and can't be considered card carrying Hippies because I say so.
Most the new hippies I met around Iowa City all had quit school (you know, just for now) and worked 25 hrs a week. They spent a couple hundred a week at the bar and a couple hundred a week on different forms of dope. At a certain point I started to realize that all the ones I knew were trust fund babies from DSM. The hippies who didnt have rich parents were living off their friends parents. It was strange cause they all seemed to have a dog. All the hippie girls were bi. The guys all tried to dread their white man hair.
I hung out with a few for obvious reasons.
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