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Say you meet a fatty at the bar:
-She will buy equal amount of drinks that you buy
-She will drive you home.
-She will have tons of food at her house.
-She will aim to please you in the sack.
Say you meet a dime at the bar:
-You buy ALL drinks. Including some for her friends.
-You drive or pay for a cab.
-She will have bad drunk food, if any.
-Theres a decent chance that due to her "skinnyness" she cant handle her booze and pass out. Or too good to put out.
I'll stick with my heavy gals. With that said if the girl in the picture even looked my way I would bite off my finger just to impress her.
Id rather spend more and bat .250 than bat .999 with fatties.
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