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I'm at work for the next 2 hours. Will people please keep me entertained?
"A good burn is like good sex. It's simple, to the point, and leaves your victim totally destroyed."--Kenny Drebsen
lol unfortunately I can't watch that on repeat while I'm here.
You're a fisherman McLovin, so you might appreciate this.
Years ago I closed down Carlos O'kellys. I had drank margs until I was puking drunk. I was to go fishing at Pleasant Creek with a buddy at 5am. Needless to say when that time rolled around I was still hammered. We pulled up to the boat ramp to set my jon boat in and we were waiting on an old couple putting their boat in for the first time. They were having trouble and commented to us how embarrassed they were because of it. After they set in and the old timer pulled out to go park his truck and trailer while his wife stayed in the boat at the dock. We set in, I was in the boat and my buddy backed it into the water. I was still so drunk that when we got into the water and he unhooked the bow, I started the engine and didn't realize it was in gear. Well, my boat shot off the trailer and I T-boned the poor old folks boat sitting at the dock. Of course drunk and in a panic I ran to the bow and pushed off of their boat. What I had failed to do was kill the motor and take it out of gear. So as I pushed off, the boat would repeatedly ram their boat.This happened about 3 times before I figured it out. All the while my buddy is laughing hysterically at me, and told the old folks, that they thought that they were the bad drivers. Fortunately nobody was hurt and nothing was damaged other than my pride, and the old couple were really good sports about it.
That's good stuff, JS
This post was edited by PerkAslut 17 months ago
That's hilarious. Great story, thank you.
I don't understand the way to rate but the first blonde wins starting from my left.
And the brunette to her right.
rank the 5 ladies and i will tell you whether you are a top notch method 2 person or scum of the earth method 1 person..
I can't see the pic and respond at the same time but at the angle they are standing the two middle chicks appeal to me the most... so I would rate the blonde she is third from my left hand as I type she is #1 and the brunette right by her is #2. I would give the hottest the 1, 2nd hottest a 2 and so on. like in the order of hotness... Hope I'm not scummy.
i guess i can't tell what method you are...you have to line them up as numbers for me to tell you how you'd rank em. but basically m1 reorders the girls from hottest to least hot and M2 puts a number above each girl.
I'm not sure about that. What I would do is give a number under each girl in the same order they are standing. If I could figure out away to see the pic and post this I would do it, I can see it small but I come back down and cant remember. The second girl from the left is the ugly so she would be #6
Third girl from left is first hottest so she is #1 and fourth girl from left is 2nd hottest so she is #2.
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