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Case by case basis. I'm neither for or against them. Don't really like heavily freckled though, whether it be the face, arms, whatever.
The will is not here, the will is at my office next to the hot plate with the frayed wires.
I have been blessed with countless numbers fo freckles all my life. My first girlfriend back in 7th grade was covered in freckles. I can't be rude about something a person has no say so in sporting. You can't tan a million freckles, you can't burn them off, you cant cut them out with a knife like I tried to do once, you can't put make up on them because you would become very poor from the cost of purchasing enough make up to cover them all up (at 5' 43/4" and 245 lbs, I would need a pile of oily Olay). I'ts like being born with one leg like my cousin was, it may look funny but there has never been a G** D***ed thing she could do about it. And it is one of the most piss poor reasons in the world to pronounce it something you can't stand. Somehow a Randy Newman song comes to mind, "Freckled people got no reason to, Freckled people got no reason to, Freckled got no reason to Live" sorta kinda. Among the many monikers I must answer to after a long life are: Strawberry (the worlds only 220 lb Strawberry), Farkle, Vegetable soup, Cow shit through a screen (not actually a nickname but a reason why I have freckles), The Strawberry Kid, Barley soup, treefrog, all references to having so many freckles. You can't catch em, they aren't fatal, They frequently go with red hair (ala me), they are actually relatively benign. Rant over!
Froggy is insane and I love it.
Hey Froggy, I'm one who thinks freckles are sexy...you sexy devil you!
Aww. I bet your freckles are the cutest freckles ever.
Well Misty, they are old freckles that is for sure. I am living proof they do not rub off with age. In response to a few other posts, I am insane in a rather normal way. Also, to quote "Fat Bastard", "I'm dead Sexy". Thank you all for the kind words.
a few are fine, but not a ton.
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