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Everything is bigger in Texas...except brain power.
A petition for Texas to secede from the union, submitted to the White House, reached the number of signatures needed to draw comment from the Obama administration today. The petition appeared on a section of the White House website called that invites users with a U.S. zip code to submit or sign petitions about policy changes they would like to see. A petition must reach 25,000 signatures within 30 days for the administration to comment on it.
The biggest things in Texas are their mouths and egos.
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
even the assholes are bigger. i hate living in Texas been here 5 years cant leave, prison sucks.
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Would prison be better with smaller buttholes?
It'd be sweet if it happens. The reason why they are doing it is obivious, and I really can't blame them.
Double edge sword. One side is that it's tighter, the other side is no lube.
Kind of a paradox. You shove a travel size bottle of KY into your bum without lube so that way you can have lube for your bum later with bubba. I'll never miss muling contraband into the joint after St. Pattys Day....... Guinness makes the most awkward cans.... awkward
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Texas is one the few places in 'Merica where they are ignorant......but damn proud of it! Other than Austin, which is an awesome oasis in a desert of total stupidity.
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
I will say this in Texas' defense, they do have some of the best country acts right now.
And then there's the brisket, but I'm a pork guy anyway.
Haha, too bad contrary to popular belief, Texas doesn't have the right to secede from the Union.
Sine Missione -- Never be a spectator for unfairness or stupidity, argue for arguments sake; the grave will give plenty of time for silence.
I don't know about WIser, but Perk is a full fledged commie bastard! He doesn't like John Wayne, and thinks Clint Eastwood sucks! Now that's just wrong! I think Perk should be shot every day at dawn for a week for this blasphemy!
Naw, I've never seen a John Wayne movie. I really don't think Clint Eastwood sucks. He's directed a couple good flicks, I just don't think he's a very good actor.
Yes, but you did say Bruce Willis would kill John Wayne in the FPC
Ignorance of the law is no excuse Perk. As for Clint, he is a very good director and has won 5 academy awards in that capacity, but he's also been nominated twice for best actor, so he must not totally suck. What should I expect though from a guy who likes Dirty Dancing
But go ahead you BLASPHEMER! Keep up the hate for all that is good and true in this country.
What it says on the tin.
Classic movie scene.
Source: Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood
All rights for the clip go to Clint Eastwood
Hey, if you're gonna actually watch a thespian try to portray a badass, you might as well have it totally over the top like Bruce.
But I'll give you this, Clint can squint with the best of 'em. Probably the best in cinematic history.
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