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And would it work on a beautiful woman?
This post was edited by Morrison71 13 months ago
Well that's embarrassing.
That is better, thanks.
My go to is spilling beer on the gal in an attempt to get them to take their wet pants off.
Misty saw through this ploy.
This one always works for me. " Hi beautiful, I'm a voth poster. Do you want to have sex with me?"
Ok, that never works.
Before there was space or time there was rock and roll.
This only works during winter. "I know it's winter time, but I have a great summer sausage for you." Worked every time I've used it.
"A good burn is like good sex. It's simple, to the point, and leaves your victim totally destroyed."--Kenny Drebsen
When the g/f first met me 15 years ago, she said I looked like a really nice guy and asked if I was. My reply was, "no, but I'm a lot of fun." She's been crazy about me ever since [wink]
Normally, I just ask my wife if she is ready to go home. It works EVERY time.
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
Had to upvote this.
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