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? Funny, pretty eyes, and fun.
Needs to have a sharp sense of humor and can drink.
I also prefer blondes but she doesn't have to be. Also has to be career oriented and a hard worker. Work hard, play hard.
They can't be self conscious of their body and must "know" their body, if ya know what I mean.
I like the warm soft ones.
Before there was space or time there was rock and roll.
Looks wise, blonde, skinny, light colored eyes.
Personality wise, one that gives me crap and makes fun of me all the time and likes it when I do the same to her.
I'm into the one's that were born with a vagina. If they formerly had a tree trunk, I'm not interested.
Completely agree with Perk on the personality part. I love girls like that.
"A good burn is like good sex. It's simple, to the point, and leaves your victim totally destroyed."--Kenny Drebsen
one that touches my manparts
Yes! 8 to 80, Blind, Crippled, Crazy. I don't cull. Or used not to anyway. Me 'n one of my guitar pickin' bud's wrote a country song about this one night when we were drunk on some Rot-Gut cheapo cheapo whusky. Goes something like dis;
Well, ahm hawg, fer dat hole, in da middllllle.
Hawg, fer dat hole, all da tahmmmmmmm.
Yes Hawg, fer dat hole in da middlllllle'
Befo, durin', 'n afta suppah tahmmmmm.
All, she gotta do, is be abreathinnnnnnnn'
'N haired likea hawses behinnnnnnnnn'.
'N holds real still in da mawninnnnnnnn'.
So's I can hab jollies ever tahmmmmm'.
Be she red, blawnd 'r black, on da noodlllle.
Lawng 's she cracked in da bellyyyyyyyy.
Ah'll do, da dirty deed, wid my doodlllllllllle.
'N let out a yell wid ma jellyyyyyyyyyyy!
We didn't have trouble getting people to listen to this, but couldn't find anyone to help us record it and get in on the radio. We had a sad.
I really like Auburn haired honeys, especially if the carpet matches the drapes. I REALLY like it when I bang them so hard they fart.
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fat women because wherever you touch them they feel like a boob.
Saw the movie 21 and Over last night (not great, not bad, falls in the enjoyable category)
Anyways one of the guys from that movie had asked "what is your type of woman?"
Response "The ones that will sleep with me."
just about any except the communicable death disease type. It might be fun but I would like to live after it and share the experience with others.
In a more direct manner, I would like Misty, Dendro (although I seldom see her around anymore and I miss her frog love), Patti, Jane, Jenna, Tammie and a few others. I find them all exciting, even though I haven't actually met a couple of them.
Walk down slow and em all.
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
There's a disturbing absence of pics in this thread. I am disappoint.
Look in my 18000th post thread that should satisfy your hungry
Every one of the women I mentioned has a great sense of humor. Somes is larger, somes is smaller, one is skinny, one is rather rotundo and I'd jump at the chance to waller with any of them.
i GET THE IMPRESSION THAT PERHAPS i SHOULD JUST SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A WHILE. I APPEAR TO BE ENTERING THE REALM OF THE PERV RANKS IN SOME FOLKS OPINION. I'LL JUST SETTLE BACK AND READ FOR A WHILE AND LIMIT MY COMMENTS TO THINGS POINTED DIRECTLY AT ME. i AM A FORMER SOCIAL WORKER III (CHILD PROTECTIVE WORKER) WITH THE STATE OF IOWA. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH I LOATH THE PERV RANKS. I AM BY FAR PROUDEST OF MY WORK IN THAT REALM WHEN I WAS INVOLVED IN GETTING CHILD MOLESTER SENT AWAY TO PRISON. IT IS SINCERE REPULSIVE TO ME TO BE SO DESCRIBED.
QUIT SHOUTING! AND EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!
Don't change!! I am always under the impression you are joking around just like everyone else around here. Please don't shut up, we need ya!
wow, let's move on in english!
OK, I'll quit yelling and my rant is over. I'm back to norbal.
Normal is only a setting on the dryer my friend. There is no such thing as normal in this place. Which means if you be abby normal, you fit right in.
Oh no no, I will never be "abbey normal" as long as I can "walk this way". and Gene Hackman says, "oh, you're a mute. An incredibly large mute!" and teri Garr says "would you like a roll in the hay?" "roll, rol,l roll" while cloris Leachman says "YES!!!! He was my BOYFRIEND!" and on and on. Absolutely one of the funniest movies ever made.
If you changes you and I are going to have a jedi force battle
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