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Do you do your husband's laundry? I'm seriously thinking about getting one of those women things to take care of that stuff for me.
Yes. It would be kind of rude to do laundry and just throw his stuff out of my way and you should get one of those women things to take care of you. Try one out for a while anyway.
I think I wuv you.
Thanks for wuving me.
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
I'm bored. Where did all of our friends go?
Oh, I missed you.
Brad is here. I don't know where anyone else is though.
I kinda lied when I said I missed him. I don't really like him.
Not a single gotdam person around?
Feeling mutual so is all good
Don't be mean to me.
You treat me like dirt I have to be sometimes
I'm starting to feel like you with my back issues. God, it sucks.
Its not good at all knock on wood mine isn't so bad right now, side note last few storms we were supposed to get slammed and got nothing this one we were supposed to get a dusting and there is a foot of snow in my backyard and it is still coming down hard as hell
Got to work in a few hours and here i am wide awake I hate daylight savings, I really need to try n sleep
I bet you're happy with the snow.
NyQuil me lad. Or auto - suggestion (not eroticism). PM me on this, Uncle Nash has suggestions if you like.
My back is killing me today. I stayed home from work, and I'm waiting for the chiropractors office to open. I'm moving around like a 90 year old man.
Put some Windex on it. Might not feel much better, but it will feel cool, and at least you'll be clean for your appointment with the bone-dance doc.
Speaking of chiropractors...... there's this one close to my house who I go to every once in a while. He has this gorgeous brunette female assistant with ginormous protrusions, who caresses your shoulders, arms, and just coos in yer ear, with an almost promise of a trip to the garden of earthly delights. Of course you ain't gettin' anywhere near any action with her, but boyoboyoboy - you sure have visions of naughtiness dancing in your head. Before you know it, appointment over and that'll be a quarter Jillion dollars, thank you, and when can we schedule you for your next session?
Give me a minute lady! I have to go to the bathroom and take care of something. Back in a jiff!
This post was edited by Nashnole 13 months ago
Morning Mr Nash how are we today?
We got gods plenty
Alive, livin' and breathin'! Only one thin dime to see the man with a giant hole in his credit card!
Hurry, hurry, step right up and enter the tent at the flap to your right!
Carney Barkers and shills were the first real orators other than preachers I encountered. They fascinated me as an 8 year old, and I strive to emulate them even down to this day.
Eventually, I got to go inside the tent and see the 'Hoochie Coochie" show, of which I've written about over in the story thread.
Ohhhhhhhhhh Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I'll take the one with only three pimples on her keester!
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