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Let's hear em boyz, and Misty
Brad- You're an old man, pill poppin sonofagun
Perk- You booze hound no sex havin Texan
Misty-I really have nothing mean to say about you.
Gary-You're a loser and can't fish and you take pictures of old mens buttcracks
Maury-Romo sucks, as do the Cowboys, and you're also an emotional girl.
JS-You freak out on the interwebz when you drink
Wahawk-You prove at least one stereotype, black guys do indeed like fat white girls
Worly- You're a Celtics fan, enough said.
Fish-You smoke pot and eat blocks of cheese in your moms basement
Everyone else, feel free to roast me and say whatever you want about anyone else as long as the language doesn't break board rules. Word up.
"A good burn is like good sex. It's simple, to the point, and leaves your victim totally destroyed."--Kenny Drebsen
This is a fun thread Lovey! I hope more people post in it, I'm not good at this stuff but I'm sure some others can do it.
I will but not off my phone too much work.
Yeah old people tend to have issues w/ technology
Well, Mclovin has done the impossible. He has proven there is somehow a ginger less funny than Carrot Top. Who the hell writes your jokes for you? Maury? I've heard queefs come out of Misty's clown car of a vagina that are more humorous. Speaking of queefs, UI seems to be a tad edgy today. I would be too if I looked like the love child of Macaulay Culkin and Amy Winehouse's corpse.
Which brings me to Perk, what can I say about a man who's a legend for doing nothing? The only way he could do any more useless would be if he was Brad's treadmill. Maybe Perk could get a job as JS's anger management coach, the pay sucks but the hours don't seem too long.
I saw Creamer was posting a bit in the pond, the guy changes his name more than Prince. Piece of advice-next time you change your personality, pick someone who doesn't live in f**king Nebraska. At least then people will wait until you speak before assuming you're mildly retarded.
Speaking of the mentally dimwitted, FUISU hasn't been around much. But I assume his local grocer is short on kleenex and jergens after the UFC fight last night. I not saying he has the ghey (NTTAWWT), but if vaccines were given as an enema I'm sure he'd be all over it.
And Buck is a c**t.
And remember, that was all in good fun.
Except the last part. Buck is a dick.
Not bad for a man the wears food like a fine trimmed beard, was also a little shocked you could keep your fingers clean long enough to type out such a long finely worded masterpiece.
And speaking of masterpiece you have some bbq sauce on the strap of your bra.
You did a really nice job Wolf I had to upvote you for that.
You know, I was speaking with Wolf the other day and he told me he had the body of a god.
Yeah, Budah. I asked him how he got that way and he said he beats his wife...to the dinner table. I don't wanna say Wolf's fat, but I had to stop 3 eskimos from harpooning him this winter. Wolf makes fun of Brad but let me tell you something, Brad looks great for a man his age...if he was 70. Many of you don't know this but Brad's nickname is breakfast cereal. Why? Everytime he moves he goes snap crackle and pop. He's a wise guy too. I ran into him in the hospital where he was getting a barium enema. I asked him what he was doing and he said his ass stopped by for milk shake and he just thought he'd tag along. Guys like that we don't need. Kind of like that Perk fella. I mean what's the deal with this guy? He hasn't held a job since the Carter administration. And drink, whoa boy can that man drink. I once asked him if he was planning on becoming a horticulturist. He told me, "I don't plant flowers." and I said, "Well you're doing a great job turning your nose into a gin blossom." The man won't even allow a girl to go down on him because there's the word "job" involved.
At least we have a guy like Buck around to teach our kids. Buck once asked his students, "who said I never met a man I didn't like?" When the student replied "Will Rogers." Buck said, "no that was me at a gay bar." (NTTAWWT) I don't want to say the guys a dimwit, but he called Lincoln's great action of freeing the slaves, "the Constipation Proclomation" And then we wonder why kids wear their pants down around their knees. Speaking of kids, I bought my son a .22 rifle for Christmas...he got me a sweatshirt with a target on the back. I don't want to give you the idea that I'm unpopular, but I've got imaginary friends that won't even talk to me. I wish I could be more like McLovin, he's a very lucky and giving fellow. His grandpa gives him a boat, and then he turns around and gives some girl the crabs. If he's a ginger then I definitely want Maryanne. The guy smokes a little too much weed though. The other day he got arrested at the Taco John's for creating a disturbance. He ordered a six pack and a pound and when he got six tacos and a pound of potato oles he threw a fit.
Some real quality stuff from JS and Wolf
Oh wow nice stuff!
You guys are all really interesting, cool, and good looking!!!
Wow.... got you suckers good! Losers!
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And who is this Bleed guy anyway? The man disappears from this board like he owes us child support. He was busy he said. I think someone put him in a silo and told him to piss in the corner. That kept him busy for 6 months. Now he's back posting funny photos that only the mentally challenged get. I guess that's why Fish likes him so much. Oh and Fish...poor Fish, I heard he got his nose broke the other day. Todd Worly sat down without warning before Fish had a chance to pull out. I'm not saying Fish is a brown noser, but it was him who was the inspiration for The Human Centipede. Speaking of centipedes and other creepy crawly things how about Bluz? This guy could scare the hell out of Janet Reno. Only man I've ever known to get thrown out of the armed forces for punching a tank. He used to be a mob lawyer you know, but he was disbarred after beating up his client John Gotti and forcing him to tattoo "Bluz's Bitch" on his butt. Man that guy's scary. And what about Maury? I mean the man has a god complex. Every time he comes around people say ohhhhh god it's Maury. Kind of makes you wonder doesn't it? How big of a failure does a person have to be to look "up" to Tony Romo? Maury's a good guy though, he's the kind of guy that would go into town and get 2 bj's just so he could come back and give Fish 1.
Now that's a pal, I'm tellin ya!
Js must have stuck the light bulb in his mouth again today with all these stellar thoughts.
This is real good boyz
JS ripped it up.
Wolf, we get it your a med student studying osteopathic medicine. I thought about becoming an osteopath, than I realized my MCAT scores were too high for that. But the 'Dr' card works even if your dentist so maybe next time I get my teeth worked on I'll ask my 'doctor' about vaccines since both you and him don't practice allopathic medicine, should be quality advice.... maybe he's an expert on automobiles too since he's a 'Dr'
McLovin, when you are spooning with Buck Russell are you big spoon or little spoon?
Buck Russell when you are not rubbing Wolf's feet, do you correct his grammer on his term papers? You must've been really bad at life because as the saying goes 'Those who can't do it, teach'.
Fish, You don't call recruits or write articles and by far the easiest job on VOH yet you still doesn't show up to work.
Misty you are awesome but please quit sending me nude pics via my inbox. Before it was cool but now the whole pregnant thing is just weird
Maury, the cowboys suck and so does Tony Romo. I'd rather watch and listen to whatever lame reality show a chubby Jessica Simpson is on than hear you talk about the cowboys.
Brad why does the wrestling thread have such a dumb title? Remove the schedule attached BS and if I hear you whine about downvoting one more time I'm going to send over a drunken JS to whoop your butt. Doubt you'll accept his apology
Todd, crossfit is for girls. Nuff said and no arguing it. Hope you get a pedicure after your circuit training.
Der, I look forward to paying your familys food stamps and health care while your in prison.
Gary, I hope Buck Russell knows about your relationship with McLovin, he's the protective jealous type.
Bleed, I remember when you were cool on scout but now..... crap I'm mentioning another board better get out of here before JS loses it again
Burn. I'm out.
Well, you tried. You can now put your participation ribbon next to your 7th grade B-C Honor Roll Certificate.
I'd be impressed with your MCAT score, but I'm almost positive you simply misspelled ACT.
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