In partnership with CBSSports.com
Online Now 167
Online now 228 Record: 4649 (2/27/2012)
The place for inside information on the Iowa Hawkeyes
The place to discuss general topics outside of Iowa
You have no favorite boards.
The most viewed topics.
The most replied to topics.
The most up-voted topics.
The most down-voted topics.
The most up-voted posters.
The most down-voted posters.
The most followed posters.
I see way too many +1's by my name
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
It's me I promise!
Me same, same. Who have I aggravated beyond normal? I'm an equal opportunity voter, so whut gibs?
Try as you may uncle nash you shall never aggravate me
I will up vote you and MistyHawk and Ser Froglodyte my pal, until my quiver be all empty. Some others too.
Trying to catch up from running out last night.
Three W's In My Life: Ward, Weinke, and Winston
I'm being drug shopping today. Jesus Christo on a Crutch! This is just a seaside condo, not no 5 star hotel room dadgumit. But we Have to have new drapes 'n sheets 'n throw pillows 'n blenders 'n cutting boards 'n paring knives and eleven thousand other things people don't need to swim in the ocean. At least we go first to the Italian Ice-Cream store - Gio's, for Gelato. That will soften the blow a little bit.
Well then, you should catch one from me before I run out again.
Uncle Nash, will you take me shopping?
Ooh ooh me too!
The Gelato was exquisite. Had a combo of Hazelnut and Pistachio. Melted in my gob. Got an Internet hookup for the condo, so I can keep a beady eye fastened on all you stinkbutts to make sure you toe the line.
I'll take you shopping misty. They got some cool wrap a rounds that can be peeled off on a one count for "swimmin"!
Doakster, while I was waiting on the Internet paperwork to be translated, I read where the Flamingo Feather Bordello has experienced yet another delay in opening, due to a march on city hall by reverends of various island religions including voodoo, who vowed to shrink the size of the appendages of all males who tried to frequent the place. Word on the street is anyone seeking this kind of solace to assuage their loneliness, can call "Big Aggie" at: 777-6969 for an appointment. You will need to specify the type of service you require, and list the number of minutes of her time you wish to purchase. Don't forget to take your own towels, or you'll be sorry.
This post was edited by Nashnole 15 months ago
Working page 146, I'll never catch up----better a pitcher than a catcher
Ser Froglodyte? Har de har. Good one Nash. Here are a few from me.
Before there was space or time there was rock and roll.
Ok here's a down vote.
Just kidding, the green revolution continues.
That's right! As Laura our OTR board moderator will tell you, I seldom cast aspersions on those I don't like. I reserve true contempt for those ice holeys. If I poke a bit of fun at someone, much the same as I do at myself, it means I like and respect you. I like almost every one here a lot. Ser FroggyWentACourtinAndHeDidRideAMangyDragon be one of those I will pay attention to. He's currently on a mission from god to set up an adult beverage ranch, so don't bother him until he shows up in his Whisky wrangler garb. He may be bearing gifts. If you guys are not careful, we'll all have to take another trip to the frozen tundra of the home and HQ of the Shaggy Brigade of the Yak Army. Now I know nobody wants that! Capisce?
You. Sir. Are in imminent danger of being incarcerated in the stinky pokey for exhibiting behavior eerily similar to that of a stinkbutt of the first water. The penalty is having to listen to Accordion music all day, while two extremely fat and smelly chicks play Chinese Checkers outside your cell. This will last until mid summer at the very least!
I plead insanity your honor. At least I don't have to listen to Chubby Checkers 24/7 like what's going to happen to you when those chubby Chinese chicks get their mitts on you and teach you the real meaning of alliteration.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse. Neither is ignorance of what an up vote board is designed to be. Into the clink with you.
I'm out start back up tomorrow.
Here is my adaptation of that tune. Frog went-a-ridin he did run uh huh, frog went a ridin he did run uh huh, frog went-a-ridin he did run shootin his little froggy gun uh huh..uh huh....
It was top ten in Pondville.
Mt got my last one.
Quiver is empty for a bit.
Thanks Misty. I can feel the breeze of your cool way out here. I have some left for you.
This post was edited by MtHawk 15 months ago
247Sports In partnership with CBS Sports