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Well, boyz. What advice can we all offer the grumpy old feller for his date this evening?
Make sure to choke the chicken beforehand. Without it, it's like going out there with a loaded gun.
If you don't hit on the first night........she aint worth a second date
You can leave a recording webcam on and turn the monitor off to ensure you make a high quality sex tape without her knowledge.
Have someone else go in his place
Get her good and drunk
"When two beards cross paths, the larger beard has the right of way."
Don't forget the ether and a clean handkerchief
And rubber gloves and a good alibi
To make your sexual sessions last longer, think about baseball. Or Brad wearing bunny ears and a thong a la chris pontius from Jackass.
Wolf in a baby new years outfit usually works for me. But side note check 1 handkerchief you may need 2 if you fill the first rag up but don't get close enough to use it you don't want to accidentally knock yourself out while drying up your tears, thats where the second one comes in to play, just do not mix them up
Spend the evening talking about your internet friends. If she judges you, kindly remind her you met online.
Then donkey punch her.
Best advice I've read in a long time. A long time.
The will is not here, the will is at my office next to the hot plate with the frayed wires.
Yes sadly I had to upvote and change my answer to this in addition to what I said already, if you donkey punch first it would disorient enough to hit her with the ether......good thinking
With friends like these js how do you know who your enemies are? Duh.
Like my mom always said, mind your manners and don't drop the viagra till half way through the meal.
Just be yourself. Decent girls can usually tell when a guy isn't being real with her and it's a turn off. Good luck. If she puts out on the first night, take it, but dont' take her out again. She's a sloot.
Wolf doing good work ITT
Or she's awesome and likely to also put out on the 2nd date.
If you want to date/marry someone that easy, go for it buddy. haha
With the exception of Brad who has already declared that he is about 75, are any of you gents over 30? You know, inquiring minds and all?
I don't think so other than JS,
Easy? I had to buy several drinks for her first.
Married 2 years in August, together almost 7, haha. Although if I had to do it again...I would. Note that is not the answer I would tell my mother.
Here's how it's done boys...this is how it went down tonight.
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