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Where you at Nash? Froggy? Mt? JS? Misty? Fuisu?
1st night, freshman year. Went streaking and obiviously yelled, "We're going streaking up through the quad and into the gymnasium"... all Will Ferell style. Ran two blocks.
That's about it
You guys are all wet. Uncle Nash invented streaking!!!! It was 1968, and the Community College I went to had a Huge Fountain in the middle of the campus. In our dorm, we had a snooty bad boy who was from a rich family up in the Blue Grass State. He was always offering money to anyone who would take one of his dares.
One night, after imbibing in somea that Heathen Devil Weed, he said he would give a $100.00 bill to anyone who would run nekkid from our Dorm to the Fountain and back. At the time, I was eating that peanut-butter and jelly all mixed into one jar, as that was all I had for nourishment for the next several days, and lusted after that money like a horny hound.
OK. Uncle Nash will do it! He said it has to be Friday night, and it has to be a complete circuit, in complete undress, no shoes or anything. Okey Dokey - this was a Tuesday night mind.
Comes the big day, and the word has spread all over the planet it seems. I make him give the $100 to my buddy to hold, as he had craw-fished on one of my other buddys for "violating the rules", that I believe he made up just to not to have to pay him.
I take off and then take off, and head for the center of campus. All of a sudden I realize there is a gauntlet of people lining the sidewalks, eager to see such a sight (there really ain't too much to do in Palatka, Florida on the weekends) and cheer me on. Now as I've mentioned elsewhere, Sweet Baby Jesus, in his infinite wisdom, had given my sister all the looks (and grande tatas too), but had left us hard-tails out from that grace. He did, however, have a lot of material left over when he was doling out appendages. He blessed me in particular with a plus size garden hose, which while I ran bare-assed, flipped and flopped and banged away on my legs.
I made the turn, and decided to just trot back to the dorm as I was winded. There were several cameras that went off, and lots of cheering and hollering and naughty epithets thrown at me "Hey Donkee Deek, fold it in half" was one I remember.
I got in trouble, and came within a shaved inch of getting kicked out of school. I did get my $100, and also, all of a sudden had several females who would normally not give me a second look, hang out at the broadcast booth on campus where I had my radio show, and chat me up after my evening shift. One or two taught me a thing or two about how to flip and flop and bang and .......................
1998 the Freedom Rally at Humboldt. Anyone who has ever been to that knows of "tit alley" where women are encouraged to flash their bewbs. Well there was a group of female campers across the road from us who were hollering at all the guys to show them their d#cks. I lost a bet with the g/f and had to get naked and put on a show for the women across the road. So both them and all of our friends that were camping with us got to see jshawks in all his drunken naked glory.
sure you did
Well I am not one for being nude in public. But my buddy got all loaded up in Apple River and tied a red beach towel around his neck (and this is all he was wearing) and was running through the campground calling himself super (will use rooster for the pg version) guy is hung like a pron star so needless to say he got laid that night.
This post was edited by HawkiBrad55 13 months ago
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Cause streaking the first night you are at college away from your parents & rules is really that difficult to believe? Or was it the part were I quoted the movie Old School in a activity of life like some people still do today? Ohh it must've been the part where I ran two blocks naked, is that really far for you?
I never streaked. Everyone would have been able to identify me instantly when the saw the member of all members hanging down and being pummelled by my knock knees. Did I ever mention how short my legs are? Anyway, I've seen a few streaks (where the hell were all the woman streakers anyway?) , but never one that could be qualified as "impressive" iffen you get my drift. When I got out to the Navy and ended up a Mo. Val. in MIssoura, I discovered there was one particular defensive back of the FB team who always played high. Then one game he played while on acid. If I remember correctly they took him out of the game early since all he seemed to be able to do is wander around amd not tackle anyone.
Is it, or is it not true that they were forced to use binoculars in order to identify you as male?
This post was edited by CLRHAWK 13 months ago
Not true. The hair on my back was a dead give away.
Can't go by that have you ever seen Creamers wife ? Looks like Chewbacca in a tube top
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