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Just got into her semi-annual car accident. She's nearly 21 and I swear to god she gets into a fender bender EVERY six months. They're never serious accidents, but they're EVERY six months.
At least she doesn't cry anymore and knows what to do, so I don't have to drop everything and rush across town.
This accident was so minor that no damage to the other car could be detected because the bumper was so dirty. Nevertheless, the other driver called the police.
At least I just paid the car insurance, so my premiums won't go up for another six months.
Maybe oldest daughter needs to find dalton and accidently run him over
Isn't it always a good idea to call the police, no matter how minor it is?
And I'll just go ahead and state the obvious; women are bad drivers.
Is she Asian?
Rob, Perk, and Wiser have already stated or questioned all the obvious things
This is along the lines of what I was going to say...Women shouldn't drive.
Did I mention she's blonde?
I bet if you cut off her cell phone she wouldn't get into so many accidents.
And why are there no pics of said blonde daughter yet?
I didn't the last accident I was in, really icy roads in Cedar Rapids and a guy skidding into a stop light drifted over into my lane and got me...we were the only 2 cars on the road. We just drove a few blocks to his apartment complex, I got his insurance info, and surprisingly got like $800+ from his insurance. Next time I'm in an accident I hope they have the same insurance company.
Sine Missione -- Never be a spectator for unfairness or stupidity, argue for arguments sake; the grave will give plenty of time for silence.
Didn't you say she goes to the University of Iowa?
Pics or she doesn't exist and this is you talking about yourself in accidents
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
The pic is a a little old, but it's all I have at work.
A proud father you must be my man, well except she went to Creighton and not Iowa and she does look like she would wreck a car or 20
BBR comes through! And with the cuties.
Probably wood... assuming shes the one on the right.
Wrong wrong wrong, in so many ways
Damnit, send your kids to Iowa BBR!
What? So you wouldnt?
You had an opportunity to meet her. I told you what game she would be at Kinnick. We sit next to the student section, and I gave you the coordinates.
I also had incentive because I don't like her current BF, 'lil Red.
I know, I'm a failure, my memory is horrible. [shame] Sorry BBR.
I feel for you BBR. You don't let her drive Hwy 59 in Iowa do you?
Before there was space or time there was rock and roll.
You should teach her what the brake peddle does. Just kidding BBR she's probably a cool gal. I have a friend that got into accidents all the time.
"I was brought in here to change the culture. I'm going to coach with passion" - Fran McCaffery.
yeah, Manti....pics or she doesn't exist
EDIT: comment made before i read a few posts down where pic was provided
This post was edited by hawkirob 15 months ago
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