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attachment for my toilet. I am excite. Used one down in Mexico years ago and fell in love. I didn't realize the home kits were so cheap. Wish I'd known a long time ago.
Amazon.com: LUXE Bidet Vi-110 Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment: Home Improvement
Cleanest butthole ever ?
Amazing. Just amazing.
I want to try one.
Sidenote, I always think of Baseketball when he is drinking out of the one at that party
Wow, that is cheap. I usually just smear peanut butter on my bung and have the dog lick it clean.
Never saw it.
And dear lord, JS.
this has me rolling
I love the fact that I grossed Misty out.
Yeah Misty agreed, but outrageously funny.
Before there was space or time there was rock and roll.
ouch... i'll stick to the Aloe toilet paper i just bough, feels so good
Gonna have to work up a good one. I think I have some laxative tea in the pantry.
You really do crack me up!
Got that puppy installed and took it for a test drive, sans the poo. Never been so excited for diarrhea in my life.
I don't think the big D is the best time for it. In my experience at least, those are usually my least messy poops, mostly because it is liquid coming out of my butt and that doesn't make much of a mess.
Oh and here is this, I forgot to post it because of the insanity that JS brought to this thread
JS has some real problems. And I disagree with your statement of diarrhea vs. solid poo.
Like I said in my experience and that is mostly because when I have diarrhea, I am usually pissing out of my ass, so not much clean up is needed.
Ron Burgundy: Mmm. San Diego. Drink it in, it always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina".
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's--that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Well. Agree to disagree.
At no time was this exchange better used than it was just now
What? A whales vagina in German starts with a Spanish word? Do you even know what a German virgin is called? Ok later.
I just logged on to tell you that I was reading the Rollingstone interview with Jimmy Kimmel today. Seems he has one of the bad girls installed on his toilet. Small world.
I guessing Kimmel's is a little fancier than the one I got. There are some seriously high tech toilets out there these days.
Upvote for Buck!
Note to Perk - you're just claiming I have problems because you found out that my mother and father are brother and sister. Well...it didn't affect me.
Fooking love Baseketball
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