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See? Told ya! I've read they ran out of front parts, and now use only middle of the butt parts. There's a biker who washes them out with a hose afore they grind 'em up with fat tissue to make the mix. "Beef and Pork parts" I believe they call it. The sauce is made from rejected catsup packets found in Mickey D's cheesechokie sacks, the bread from odd shaped burger buns they put in a plastic sack and run oner it with an airplane wheel, and the cheese? You don't wanna know. You just THINK that's Peanut Butter in that choco cup. It came from the zoo is all I'll tell ya.
I didn't do anything to deserve that.
Just trying to save you from eating fused stinkmeats is all. We can't have you out of commission NOW! We're almost back to full strength, and are mustering the host for training, to guard the MistyHawk when it's time for her new Hawkeye Chick to come out and join us. Tell Froggy to bring his leaf-bladed spears.
This post was edited by Nashnole 13 months ago
haha. There is zero chance I go through life without meeting you and Froggy.
Well I may be a bit taller, but have a lot less hair, and am a great deal uglier than he is. PLUS, he's a Jolly Rancher, and I'm just a Dancer! When I whirl 'round 'n 'round, you can't tell how broke and long my nose is. Ha!
Froggy and Nash are my idols and I think I am deeply in love with both
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
If Perk really thinks the turkey, cheese, and crackers lunchables are better than the pizza ones I've lost all respect for hid opinion.
I had lunch with my grand daughter at her school today. She had......... You guessed it, Pizza Lunchables. She kept eyeballing my meatloaf and dunning me for a swap. I can't resist her, as she's my best bud, so we went halfsies. They were really not too bad if you closed yer glazzies and held yer schnozz. I told her my theory of what they were made out of. She - being a sometimes idiot like her Grandpa, told her buddy next to her who promptly started crying. Teacher comes over, and now Uncle Nash is banned from the lunchroom for the rest of this month.
My wife and I give major rhino to their athletic budget, or Uncle Nash may have got the jail, or at least be permanently banned from the campus. This ain't my first transgression. Last November I told a fart joke, and everyone laughed so hard it caused a major disturbance. I'm damned beyond a doubt, so I may as well go down laffin'!
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