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I thought that was naturally implied. Just kidding I don't like being creepy.
I don't mind.
And for the record Wiser, I would have that morning, but I already made one mess in the porter potty
Oh dat nastzzeee
Had a slice of Casey's Breakfast Pizza, there was no way that wanted to stay inside of me
Good, I would feel bad if you did.
But was it beautiful?
Well I was the first one in that porter pot, and it was dark when I dumped, but when I came back for my first pee of the morning, I have to say I was quite impressed
I love port a shitters one time at a derby I went into to piss and had my Oaklys in a case in my back pocket. Well I do my biz and walk out and over to my brothers car and realize my shades are gone (these were $250 shades to boot) so I back track dont see them (I was loaded by the way) so I go back into the port o stank and sure enough somehow they fell out of my back pocket and into the shitter portion. Well needless to say I wasnt going to do away with such expensive shades so I reach down grab it,get the blue death and turds all over my hand (lucky it was floating on top so the poo wasn't too bad. So thanks to my case I had the shades were fine but my hand was blue for days and the case was ruined.
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Oh no! Lost all respect for brad. Gross!
I didn't, if I was drunk, I wouldn't have even noticed they were missing for like a week afterwards, I say this is impressive
I'm pretty sure I will never be drunk enough to fish in poop other peoples poop for sunglasses. Never.
Me either, but still the impressive part is him noticing
"A good burn is like good sex. It's simple, to the point, and leaves your victim totally destroyed."--Kenny Drebsen
I didnt fish around they were on top. Plus I have had to work on shit tanks many times on campers so it wasnt the first time I had to get poo on me.
50 shades of beige.
LMFAO both you and Millah Perkster
This thread turned really gross. More Wolf's beutiful eyes, less porta-john-poo-fishing
hey I MIGHT listen to you as soon as you post here more than 3 times a week.
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